There was this Will Ferrel sketch on SNL a really long time ago where he was running a series of political attack ads about his opponent and over time it became clear that the election had taken place months and months ago.  He had won but he was still campaigning, still just decimating the competition.  That sketch came to mind when I saw Candice Swanepoel in black leather at an event for Maxim that was basically all about her being named the hottest woman alive by Maxim.  She looked just staggeringly hot and my thought was, “You know, you can stop campaigning, you’ve already won”.  This was a colossally stupid reaction by me for lots of reasons.  First of all I am willing to believe she has no choice, she just looks amazing, it’s what she does.  Secondly, I don’t think it’s a habit I want to discourage.  In what world do I really want someone to pull her aside and go, “Could you tone it down with the hotness?  We could use less hotness”.  So I admit, that was dumb of me.  I am willing to admit it, keep looking amazing, I am down with it.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.