I don’t make plans in advance as to who I would post.  I say this is to protect the purity of my vision for this blog (and I guess it is in part) but really it’s because I am way too lazy and commitment phobic to make plans for the future.  That said, there are days where it feels inevitable that I am going to post a certain person.  Usually I even wait longer in the day until I post just in case something shakes it away.  I am almost offended the universe would dictate my life to that degree.  You know, I rage against the sings and arrows of outrageous fortune, I am no puppet of God nor the whims of circumstance.  Except of course I am because I always end up posting that person.  Like yesterday I posted really early in the morning and then Emily Ratajkowski started showing up naked for GQ and I knew I would post her today.  And I was right because it seems like every third thing on my blog is a picture of gif from the shoot.  I couldn’t escape her.  Oh wait, I should correct she wasn’t naked she was nearly naked which must be an important point because I have seen people actually complain about it.  I don’t really get the difference a few flecks of dirt makes (the internet definition of naked seems to largely be nipple vs non nipple, butts do not count) but I have a very fertile and creative mind so I guess I am special.  Anyway, to frustrate and confound those who hate only near nudity and because she is so gorgeous here are a bunch of near naked pictures of Emily Ratajkowsi  Because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.