I have mentioned before that there are certain girls that I fully recognize are pretty and I see why others are attractive but something about them gives me a friend vibe.  I have noted this for Sarah Michelle Gellar and Emma Stone.  I would totally hang out with them.  I have very little interest in sleeping with them.  It seems like they could be exclusive except Anna Kendrick proves that to be utter horseshit because I totally want to be Anna Kendrick’s best friend.  I think she’s be awesome to hang out with.  And I realize saying that will be exhibit A when I am arrested and deemed unhealthily obsessed with Anna Kendrick.  Well, no, probably at least exhibit C.  A will be this blog.  This blog will be my downfall if the FBI ever wants to frame me for anything.  Close behind that will be my My Pictures Folder which is like 500k images strong and over 300 GBs.  That will make me look super crazy.  Then they’ll twist my words here.  I am not saying Anna Kendrick and I are best friends.  We might not even get along but she sure seems like someone you could get along with.  Absolutely fun to hang out with.  That doesn’t deter from her attractiveness though, in her case it seems to enhance it.  I had a point I was going to make here but I got distracted thinking about how one day my hard drive will doom me (no seriously, I saved half those pictures because they are hilarious.  I am not like INTO that stuff. Ewww).  Anyway, today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

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