Here’s Emma Watson cause I know you kids love Emma Watson.  I have my finger on the pulse, I know what kids like.  Rap music, skate boards, and Emma Watson.  Except you’re not really kids anymore are you?  Like the kids who grew up on Harry Potter are all growed up and that makes me feel pretty old.  Emma Watson is talking to the UN about feminism now.  It is a strange, weird world.  That’s not why she’s here though, she’s here because I had a dream about the apocalypse and she was there and surprisingly effective against Zombies.  Who had any idea?  I didn’t.  Or I guess I did, it’s my subconscious.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Emma Watson.