You have likely surmised if you’ve been following me a while and you actually read the words on your screen, I happen to like Kristen Bell.  A lot.  Which is why she is here today.  I haven’t seen her in anything recently.  No official reason she has popped into my head.  She is just here.  Or maybe I am wrong, I read some old thing I wrote yesterday from about 8 years ago and it had a reference to my attraction to her.  Maybe that sparked it.  Either way it goes to show how long I have had this obsession.  I can’t really be blamed, she is talented and charming and amazing so what am I supposed to do?  Pretend she isn’t?  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.