So Kelly Brook has shown up here a lot. Mainly because I have reached the conclusion that I am somehow way attracted to British girls. I am not sure why, I can’t put my finger on anything distinctly British but it seems to happen. It has been pointed out to me. I am not arguing it. I am ok with being attracted to Kelly Brook, on account of her being very attractive. It makes me look right. If she was ugly I’d look like some sort of chump but instead it’s just like, hey look, that person is pretty sharp, that person is attracted to attractive people. Or something. Look, I am very tired, I look like the comical before picture for some sort of energy drink today, let’s just end this by saying today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.
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