This is probably the most 80’s post I have ever made.  Not just because Linnea Quigley was one of the premier scream queens of the 1980’s, or because my attraction to her is very much rooted in my childhood in the 1980’s, but because look at her.  It’s so 80’s it hurts.  If you have seen much in the way of 1980’s horror I can promise you that you have seen her die horribly at least once.  I can’t swear by it but this is probably the 3rd year in a row I have thought about posting Linnea Quigley.  It is hard to find pictures of her and honestly my personal attraction to her is pretty much rooted in one single movie.  I know for a lot of people her pushing lipstick into her nipple (and I mean into, like inside) was some seminal moment but it never did it for me.  Anyway, pictures aren’t easy to find, including I really want to include shots from Return of the Living Dead but… they are super naked.  You can find gifs in this helpful post here.  Anyway, I absolutely love Return of the Living Dead and have since I was 10 when I first saw it.  I also declared her to be ridiculously hot when I saw it then.  I am not even sure I fully understood how hot I thought she was but that visual of her ripping her top open (I mean, you clicked the link right?  There are boobs so be careful but… click the link) and dancing in the graveyard stuck in my head for years.  Feel free to guess what movie I watched last night. Anyway, the movie was released on DVD in the early 2000’s and I got it and told my friends it ruled and made a bunch of sit down and watch it.  I pointed to her when she first showed up and said, “She is ridiculously hot”.  I got some shrugs and whatever until the graveyard dance scene.  At that point one of my friends actually said, “Holy shit, you were right!"  Which is the real lesson of this post: Never doubt me, I am always right.  Today I want to fuck Linnea Quigley