So today is my birthday,  If you didn’t know.  I assume everyone knew cause you probably are planning who I want to fuck today celebrations at this moment.  I know it’s a big day for you guys.  Truth be told my weekend was a little lame but that’s what happens as you get older, this shit matters a lot less.  Anyway, I am picking Kristen Bell because it’s my birthday and I think she is perfect.  Nothing else to say really.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.