So I am home from work for the day (I hope) and I brought work home with me and I am currently listening to Chuck Berry wonder why a woman named after make up can’t be true and the simple truth is I have no fucking idea, Chuck, some people just aren’t built that way.  And some people are assholes.  Her parents named her Maybelline. That really should have been the first red flag. What does that have to do with Emily Ratajkowski?  Nothing really.  I can’t even reach and come up with a bullshit reasons.  I am basically just explaining that I am not really particularly normal.  The fact that I am holding conversations with Chuck Berry records is part one.  Part two is me looking specifically for red carpet pictures of Emily Ratajkowski when usually she shows up here half naked, on account of her being a model who often wears very little.  I thought it would be nice to put her in clothes because… I’m an idiot?  Is anyone on the internet sitting around wishing for Emily Ratajkowski wearing more other than me?  Probably not.  I can’t help it, it’s what i wanted to post for her today.  I think she is gorgeous and I happen to like clothes.  She looks good in clothes.  I mean, she looks good naked, too.  She just looks good.  Beautiful people do that.  Look good in clothes or naked.  Anyway, if you got this far I’m sorry, they can’t all be winners.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.