Today is one of those days where it is hard to think of something to write because when more important things are happening it all feels trivial.  But of all the terrible things on my TV in the past 12 hours or so what is not terrible are the commercials with Kate Upton.  Actually, those commercials were on my phone, too, when I tried to play a game.  I mean, I don’t really care to play whatever this game is but I appreciate delivery of Kate Upton directly into my hands.  Now that I have written that out I realize my brain might be doing some wishful thinking there but my point remains, I don’t mind seeing Kate Upton in a flowing white dress and gold armor.  It turns out that’s a really good look for her.  Who knew?  I guess whoever planned the commercial.  That’s some next level stuff because I have never once looked at a girl and been like, “I bet she’d look really good walking around a battlefield dressed as some sort of amazon”.  I am just painfully uncreative (also, Kate Upton is an Amazon, I know there are platforms and stuff but I have seen her walking around at these press conferences and women near her don’t even come up to her shoulders).  Anyway, I like Kate a lot, it’s nice to have something nice to think about.  This is, by the way, the 50th time I have posted her.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.