It was honestly a tough decision as to who to post today cause obviously the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show happened yesterday (I mean, obviously, everyone knows, right?) and it meant there were a lot of people competing for attention.  It was tough enough I dithered some.  Cause like… I was afraid of picking the wrong person?  One day the internet police are going to bust down the door and tell me the blog is over, I didn’t really pick the person my heart knew I should pick.  Well, not so much that as almost like, I am afraid of slighting someone.  Like Taylor Swift is going to be sobbing on the plane back to the states tonight because she tried so hard and I ignored her.  Which some could say is sweet of me to be that concerned but is built upon and inherent self-centeredness where I really deeply and truly believe what I do is something other people care about.  A lot. Which when you think about it is pretty obvious if you think about what this blog is and the fact that i started it.  One day I sat down and was like, “Ok, the world needs to know this shit, I can let the people suffer no longer!"  So her I am world, again bestowing drops of wisdom on you yet again and telling you I have decided Candice Swanepoel won the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.  Not only did she look great on stage and at the after party but also in all the lead up stuff.  This is easy because she’s pretty.  They’re all pretty (and in example 7,342 of the internet being a bag full of dicks there was nowhere I went last night and today for pictures that didn’t have people explaining which model was getting fat/aging poorly/was ugly and so on.  Every single model had someone saying so.  And really, if you see beautiful women on stage and your impulse is to go online and explain why they are fat and worthless or old and worn out someone should kick you in the nuts until that urge passes.  Or the clit.  Whatever, we’ll be all inclusive here).  They all looked good but I like Candice Swanepoel best and I really kind of like the golden angel wings.  That’s strange right?  I don’t mean in like a sexual way.  I just think they’re pretty.  I’d be ok with angel wings becoming a new fashion staple.  Sure it would make revolving doors a bitch but sometimes we have to suffer for fashion.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.