I am not really the type to do birthday posts cause I don’t really care about celebrity birthdays.  I hold them in no ill will but I can’t imagine taking the time to remember them.  My google calendar is packed enough with friends and relatives’ birthday, I don’t really need to start adding Kristen Bell.  These people will get by without me.  I am aware today is Taylor Swift’s birthday though because someone very close to me is a Taylor Swift super fan and I have been made aware more than once that today was going to be her birthday.  So I guess it was bouncing around in my head.  I guess I know her birthday (but don’t hold me to it next year).  So I am thinking about Taylor Swift, who continues to look and be fantastic in recent months.  I am kind of out of things to say about her because I have posted her so much lately.  So I’ll just go ahead and say today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

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