So I was making some joke to a friend the other day about the artful use of sand or dirt or whatever that is often employed with models to keep the picture PG instead of R.  I said it sure was lucky for the magazine that the sand stuck in all the right places to make sure they could use that picture of Emily Ratajkowski.  She told me that’s just how nipples work, they’re basically like magnets.  I didn’t know this going in because nothing I majored in was anything close to a science.  Basically if I can’t bullshit my way through it by being clever and low level charming it’s not for me.  It turns out it doesn’t matter how you move your eyebrows and make suggestive comments about the reproductive system, you’re not getting through Anatomy if you can’t memory shit.  Anyway, I bring this up in case any women I have been involved with in the past are reading.  I just want to point out that nipples work like magnets.  I have fillings.  Thus I was not “breast obsessed”.  It was science making me it’s bitch.  I had no choice.  Anyway, here are a bunch of pictures of Emily Ratajkowski who I guess is kind of attractive if really attractive girls are your thing.  I am pretty sure I could go into something about anatomy or breasts (there has to be a joke about my eyes also being metal or something.  Some reason my eyes keep drifting where they do).  I am not going into any of that though because honestly, who reads this shit?  The point is she is very hot, I like her, her pictures were probably the best or second best from the Swimsuit Issue so today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.