Happy Easter everyone.  I hope you guys got lots of whatever you want for Easter.  For me that’s Cadbury Creme Eggs.  I have been told they are just not for adults and my friends claim they cannot get a single one down, they are too sweet. My friends are losers, quitters, and this is why they will never amount to anything in life.  None of this has anything to do with Candice Swanepoel really.  Believe me, I tried to come up with some sort of bullshit Easter connection but I couldn’t. She’s just here because she’s hot.  I mean, I guess maybe this is the holiday really most closely tied to my blog since all our Easter traditions are tied up in ancient fertility rites and so on but it’s a stretch.  Candice is gorgeous and um… that’s it.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.