So the World Cup is starting and I am going to just come out and say it, the better World Cup is starting tonight.  Now, I realize my opinion there may be unpopular and it likely comes from the fact that I am not as big of a soccer fan as large swatches of the world.  You know this because I call it soccer while most people outside the US and pretentious people trying to sound more cosmopolitan inside the US call it Football. The thing I like about the Women’s World Cup is you still get high level athletes playing , which is hwy I find the Men’s World Cup, here to referred to as the more boring World Cup watchable. But the Women’s game is more wide open, more things seem to happen.  It is just more exciting.  Now, I realize, real purists don’t want anything exciting.  It’s a very American thing of me to want what I watch to be entertaining.  I am fine with that.  I am just going to say that the Women are more entertaining, the game is more exciting, and thus I think we should stop calling it the Women’s World Cup.  After all, no one calls the other World Cup the Men’s World Cup.  We can just call it the better World Cup.  So here is Alex Morgan in celebration.  I have enjoyed watching her play since the last World Cup, mainly because she is really, really fast.  Like probably faster than me in a car since I always seem to be caught behind idiots who just cannot get their car into second gear.  And you know, also as an added factor I give you this fact about her: USA! USA! USA!  So today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.