So I was watching the Better World Cup last night (That is what I am calling it, remember?)  And I am enjoying it because Women’s soccer is pretty great.  I have gone into this before.  I don’t have a ton to say about the game other than obviously I enjoyed it.  I wish we had scored more because we had a ton of opportunities but it was exciting.  Scoring chances are exciting.  Alex Morgan looked like she is doing a little better, moving quickly.  But really this is just about the fact that I love Alex Morgan.  She is beautiful, she is talented.  And so fast.  I could watch her streak past defenders all day to create scoring chances.  She is so much fun to watch.  The whole team is fun to watch.  I really love the Women’s national team and she’s my favorite player. So today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.