Today has just been shitty.  Stressful, lame, angering.  And you know I am just getting home and I thought it would get better but it’s not.  It’s lame.  Of course, my favorite book as a child told me there’d be days like this, even in Australia.  So I didn’t get to post until now on account of my day.  I got home and was looking at new pictures and… there were some of Candice Swanepoel in a bikini and they made me happier.  I liked them for some reason.  And I don’t mean happier in some pervy way but you know just… I like pretty pictures.  I like pretty girls.  Maybe I like seeing people smile?  I don’t know, it just makes me realize how lucky I am because if pictures of Candice Swanepoel in a bathing suit makes me happy I have basically an endless supply.  About the only thing more convenient would be tap water.  If tap water made me happy that might be luckier.  Or not.  There is climate change.  That could make tap water harder to find than picture of Candice Swanepoel.  I guess technically the good news there is Candice Swanepoel will only get hotter? Welp, I am making dad jokes now so I am out.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.