I was going to post someone else today but there Candice Swanepoel goes, trying to get my attention again.  It’s pretty blatant at this point.  I mean, dressing as a super hero is kind of the most obvious way to try and get me to notice you.  I am willing to admit that some people, if they work at it, could argue in the past that my claims that Candice Swanepoel is very clearly trying to seduce me have other explanations.  Like, the reasons I keep getting pictures of her in her underwear in the mail is because she “works for a large international clothing company” and her entire job is to “model their clothing including underwear” and their business model has long included “mail order products that include catalog sales” (I wish you guys could see the bitching air quotes I am making with my fingers each time).  Sure, I guess if someone wants to delude themselves they could convince themselves of those things.  But Spider-Gwen?  Come on. Mixing Superheroes and fashion?  Marvel comics superheroes at that?  I mean… it’s pretty blatant.  You’d have to be some sort of lunatic who doesn’t think the world revolves around me to miss how obvious this is.  Pretty tricky, Candy, pretty tricky.  Well, it worked for today.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.