Today’s pick was really hard.  Like hard enough that in the end I am going to feel largely unsatisfied and second guess myself.  When I first saw pictures of Emily Ratajkowski last night I was like, “Oh, obviously her tomorrow”.  Then Charli XCX looked pretty good, too.  Now here is Miranda Kerr who has dressed in possibly the most me fashion a human being can dress.  Like, her outfit is just perfect, I love it.  And it’s not stunning, she’s a highly paid model who often wears lovely clothing but this time it was like she reached into my head to fine my perfect outfit.  Well done.  Seriously, I love it all.  Have I mentioned i love leopard print?  I am not sure that comes up here very often.  I so badly wish I owned a leopard print fur coat.  Full length.  It would go to my ankles and have a big puffy collar.  I would wear it everywhere!  Like… even to the beach.  Which is why it’s good I don’t own such a coat because clearly I would ruin it. Can you imagine what all that salt and sand would do to a leopard print fur coat?  It would be terrible.  But holy fuck would I look fantastic.  I also am willing to take a purple fur coat instead.  Not quite as good but almost. But not purple leopard print, that would be silly. Just in case anyone specifically reads this blog for gift ideas for me.  So anyway, you mix in the everything else and the fact that Miranda Kerr is obviously extremely attractive and she is here today, I didn’t feel like I had a real choice.  Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.