Guys, I am tired and loopy.  I slept like garbage last night.  This is my third attempt to post someone but the words weren’t coming the first few times so 4 hours and 3 girls later we’ll see if this will work.  Candice Swanepoel is pregnant and engaged and I can only assume this is her latest tactic to attract me.  This is the hard to get phase, a bit of reverse psychology.  Get married, have some kids, settle down, make me wonder what I’m missing.  It’s a long 18+ year con.  Pretty crafty, Candy.  Anyway, here are some pictures of her, I included one where she is pregnant, see if you can guess which ones.  Man, I should write clickbaity headlines for Buzzfeed for a living.  Candice Swanepoel is pregnant in one of these pictures but it’s not the one you think!  Except then it totally is.  And people share it to show their friends how stupid it is but that’s exactly what they want.  They don’t care if it’s right guys, they just want clicks, when you share links to it to show how vapid or worthless a headline it is still what they want.  It’s all a trap.  Which brings me back to Candice, who again, clearly trying to trap me.  Someone even told me the other day apparently no more catalogs are going to be mailed out?  Once again, hard to get.  Very crafty.  It’s sorta working I guess because today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.