Big, big day guys!  Today is my beloved @lunoboom birthday.  It’s really worth celebrating because, and I say this as someone who not a liar so you know it’s 100% true, she is the best.  Now, fellas, bad news is she’s not for you, among her many great traits Izzy is also as gay as the devil is hungry for souls and twice as crafty. And by gay I mean she is totally gay for making out and having relationships with girls. Which is, I believe, just called gay.  Ladies however… well, I don’t want to oversell it but this is the opportunity of a lifetime. You should really send her a birthday wish cause you never know what could happen.  Think about the story you’d have to tell your grandkids, that you met through some creepy blog on tumblr.  Then you’ll have to explain tumblr and the internet and electricity but you’ll have time because Izzy will most likely be the Queen of the post apocalyptic wasteland and very easily dispatch any marauding raiders who are there to steal your water.  She is pretty capable guys. She knows more than one language.  I can’t remember how many so I’ll say she speaks 322 languages fluently.  And she plays guitar.  Which let’s be honest, is hot. The Catholic Church has requested she pass their convents on the other side of the street because her mere presence makes nuns forget their vows.  So say happy birthday to her and cross your fingers.  Anyway, here is Holly Willoughby who as far as I know has nothing to do with Izzy.  As far as I know, you never know.  But Izzy recently told me when I was surprised she was into some girl, “Well, I have eyes and I am not dead”.  So fingers crossed her eyes didn’t fall out for her birthday and she can appreciate Holly Willoughby, who is very pretty.  I also have almost posted her a lot recently.  So here she is actually being posted instead of almost posted.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.