I am watching the bronze medal match for field hockey and as a reminder I will point out later today that Ellen Hoog and the Netherlands will be playing for the goal so all those people who have been interested in who she is (and again, I do name her in the post, so I am confused as to why you are confused) can see her at 4 PM today.  The Bronze match is always a little melancholy for me because someone is going home empty handed despite a whole lot of work.  I am sure it will be heartbreaking and heartbreak sucks.  You put all your heart and soul into something and it doesn’t work out and it’s all you can do to keep it together sometimes.  Which brings me to the real point of today’s post and the point of the Olympics.  My friend @wildflagsure is going through some heartbreak and the real truth is there is nothing any of us can do to make that better.  We can’t just turn it off or make things ok because that’s not how the world works.  But we can all help a little by sending her a message and trying our best to brighten her day.  It’s part of the Olympic spirit because she’s Greek, so you’ll be fostering relations with another nation.  I mean, chances are you aren’t Greek.  Not like, real Greek, like her.  Like, I mean real Greek, like all real Greek women she has been seduced by Zeus disguised as something else at some point, she only eats gyros, and has to walk around on egg shells because you pick the wrong god damned flower and some total dick of a nymph will turn you into a tree.  Anyway, you should reach out and just tell her you hope she has a good day or… anything really.  It sucks to be heartbroken.  And so I am posting Ellen Hoog today because she is playing but also the part I like best about the Olympics is that it can make me feel pretty good.  I’d like my friend to feel good.  Also, she did agree that Ellen Hoog is hot, which makes sense because Greek people have eyes like the rest of us.  Oh my god, the Olympics are working, I’m realizing we’re all not so different.  We all have eyes and are attracted to Ellen Hoog.  Amazing.  Today I want to fuck Ellen Hoog.