I guess first of all Happy Australia Day to all my Australian followers.  I am not really aware of any Australian followers I have anymore but once upon a time I had quite a few notable ones (I hope you’re ok Rose.  I still think of you sometimes) but they all disappeared one way or another.  Anyway, I am not posting an Australian not because of any specific reason other than that’s how it happens sometimes, I don’t have a ton of control over it.  I mean, I do, I choose, but I am a slave to my own integrity.  Anyway, hey, Americans confuse Australians for British all the time and I am sure you guys love that, so just pretend I did that here.  The National Television Awards were in the UK last night and I am always so glad they just call them that, rather than distinguish them as British because that’s what we’d do here in America.  Though we’d probably call them the World Television awards and make only network shows aired in the US eligible, but my point is there is no reason to distinguish for awards in your country, it would be silly.  So I like it even though I am sure some people get confused.  I saw Holly’s dress last night actually and quite liked it and saw her smiling this morning and new I was picking her.  She checks off what are apparently my biggest things which is blonde and British.  I guess we all have a type.  You know, it makes me look unique and interesting, like when other douche bags in America pretend to like soccer.  Same thing.  Anyway, she looked great and so today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.