Here’s Holly Willoughby because it’s pretty much documented medical fact at this point that I am way into blond British women. Just a thing about me. But also because Holly Willoughby is kind of a fascinating mix of wholesome and sexy. I guess… I am not sure what it is, maybe it’s the mystery that is human charisma and that charisma is different in different people.  I mean, obviously I have boundless charisma, it’s why I have a blog about what celebrities I want to sleep with on the internet, it’s the only way to protect you guys from my uncontrollably enchanting magnetism.  Sure, you might doubt it but if this wasn’t here to distract me you’d all have given me all your money by now, shaved your head, and you’d be making people uncomfortable on the street asking them if they have heard the good word about Yzlot, the Bringer of Destruction and Fire. Look, my core point is I am great but my secondary one is that charisma is weird, cause my ability to get you to join my cult is different than what has Holly Willoughby as a popular TV presenting in Britain.  And it’s not just her curves, though no doubt they play a factor.  Perhaps they are a good place to start though, because as an outsider I have seen people describe her as looking like the girl next door and you know what?  You’re wrong.  There was one girl next door, she was 86, she yelled at the birds, she did not look like that.  And to be honest, the implication of that is she is what a good, honest woman looks like which is funny because those curves are god given and there is nothing about them you just get from good clean living.  But Brits seem to assign to her some sort of basic pureness, like shes’ what women would look like if they were kind and good an that is her charisma.  See, it presents itself by her just seeming wholesome and kind of motherly and kind of just beyond reproach.  I mean, I have seen necklines literally down to her naval and it’s interesting who can and can’t pull that off.  Some people look desperate.  Some people, like Holly, still look wholesome.  Like, oh, she’s going to make an apple pie.  Or whatever the British equivalent of apple pie is.  Boiled Shoe leather?  Maybe.  It’s definitely boiled, those people boil everything.  This is getting off track, I didn’t come here to bash British cooking, I came here to praise their blond women.  Particularly Holly Willoughby who is a dichotomy I find just fascinating.  Also, she’s  hot. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.