Well guys, here is Scarlett Johansson because she is everywhere due to Ghost in the Shell promotional stuff.  Now, whatever you think of her casting in this movie (and if you’re critical you’re probably right) she is just here because she is pretty.  I probably won’t see the movie, at least any time soon.  Not out of protest, I mean, that would be noble but the truth is I just don’t care about the movie at all.  I remember when the anime went out and everyone went apeshit (by everyone I mean like two kids I knew who were the only ones in my school who watched anime, which we all called Japanimation back then, because if my generation got anything right it was a deep understanding that anime is for nerds) but I didn’t care because there is something about the visual language of anime that doesn’t appeal to me.  At all.  So I never watched it and a live action adaptation doesn’t appeal either.  Non of that is important though.  Here is what is important, today is my dear friend @thunderstormofoblivion’s birthday.  It’s important because she’s great so feel free to wish her happy birthday.  Now, I will give you my normal warning to be polite/not creepy/not an asshole when messaging some girl you don’t know on the internet but this time it’s for your sake, cause she’ll fuck you up, boys.  She’s stomp all over you and it won’t be a gentle tap dance on your spine, it’ll be like a fucking marching band.  You’ll be ruined.  So for your sake be polite, she’s dangerous and not to be fucked with.  Look, I don’t want to have to hear about her licking some young boys blood from her claws yet again.  Anyway, she is well acquainted with beauty, so she should appreciate Scarlett Johansson as well.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.