In the first year of this blog’s existence Amber Heard was among the most posted celebrities.  I can’t swear to know the exact rankings but she was in the top 5 for sure. I posted her a lot.  The last time I posted her was almost 4 year ago.  That’s kind of nuts but sort of illustrates part of the reason I started this (besides being a snotty asshole and feeling there just weren’t enough places on the internet objectifying women).  I knew myself well enough to know that most of my attractions to celebrities are fleeting.  This is no doubt due to the nature of celebrity, that people will get a push and be everywhere and either you will respond positively or negatively to that but it is hard to remain neutral on anyone.  I mean, I am sure there are still people with strong feelings on Miley Cyrus destroying the youth of America or whatever but I bet they don’t even think of those feelings unless you bring her up first.  Cause out of sight out of mind.  And with Amber Heard… well, I wonder if part of it isn’t just Johnny Depp.  Johnny Depp is strange because you are supposed to love him and he is a good actor but I also think he ruins basically every movie he is in and has for about 20 years now and so I have always found him strangely off putting. So at some point, because of the narratives the media loves and how we function as a society Amber Heard ceased to be Amber Heard and instead became Johnny Depp’s girlfriend in every single anything I saw about her.  Pictures, articles, whatever.  At the same time, I think I stopped watching anything with her in it.  Not intentionally, it’s just that every single thing she has been in since 2011 has been nothing I have had any desire to see.  So you end up losing any sort of counter to the gossip columns which strip her of any identity other than who she is sleeping with.  I am not sure this is what happened, I could have just gotten bored, but it sure sounds right as I type it out.  I guess my point is Johnny Depp ruins everything and I think we should all agree to start hating him.  I mean, we have plenty of reasons besides this (though I have heard his fans are super rabid trolls on the internet and I am kind of looking forward to hate mail).  Anyway, she is going to be Mera in the new DC movies and… boy, I haven’t liked any of them yet but I did always think Mera was kind of hot.  So fingers crossed I guess?  I am that person who likes Aquaman and abhors lazy “Aquaman is lame” jokes.  Maybe this is the start of a comeback cause I have no idea why I am posting her today, she was just on my mind.  Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.