The Glamour Women of the Year Awards happened last night in the UK and Holly Willoughby looked fantastic. This is very convenient for me because the night before I had a really odd dream about Holly Willoughby. I didn’t post her but then it stuck with me for some reason. It wasn’t even a good dream, it was just a dream that was kind of stressful and strange. But it happened and she was on my mind and now she ends up looking the best at some event and… well, it must be a sign of some sort. What kind of sign? I don’t know, that’s the trouble with signs and portents and prophesies and so on, no one know what they mean until after whatever they are predicting or showing happens. This makes them largely useless. So I will just say it’s a sign that my brain knew she’d look really good at some point this week. It still isn’t helpful in bettering my life but it does give me the chance to imply I am a special little brain snowflake, able to predict the future or something. Anyway, just look at that smile, she looks great. She is beautiful. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.
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