So apparently Alexis Ren was in Maxim and… I didn’t know Maxim was still a thing.  That’s not me trying to slag on Maxim, I just had in my mind somewhere that the last 3-4 years saw every magazine like that close shop because they just can’t compete with… I guess Instagram?  I mean, the internet in general but like I don’t think anyone really got Maxim for the articles and it isn’t that hard to find hot girls and more specifically hot celebrities looking hot thanks to social media.  Also, if you want kind of douchey advice on how to trick women into bed or whatever the internet definitely has you covered there.  Just search red pill or mystery method or whatever brand new thing there is out there that imagines women as a puzzle to be solved rather than human beings to interact with. Sorry, that’s a tangent.  I didn’t know it was a thing and it probably says something about the power of the internet that she is now on the cover of Maxim with the it boldly proclaiming her a social media star when Instagram Model is a dismissive thing I have seen hurled her way event his year.  There is a lot there to make me roll my eyes, including the idea that a working model who used social media to get famous is somehow less a real model than… someone who fame just shows up for?  I am not sure what the other angle there is.  It’s kind of easy to shit on stuff I guess.  Like I did on dudes who think manipulation is the key to love.  I am guilty of it too.  Sorry guys, that was a low blow.  Anyway, it turns out she looked really good in the Maxim shoot so good for her.  I ended up mainly posting her in bikinis though because I am deeply lazy and pictures of her in bikinis are everywhere.  Today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.