Kate Upton has just looked fantastic recently.  I mean, I have always been a fan but she has been killing it of late which is nice to see.  In part because one of my issues in the past is some of her outfits on the red carpet were just not great.  Which could very much have nothing to do with her, I don’t know her (I know, you probably assumed I did).  It could have been a bad stylist or a number of other things.  Or it could have been her.  It will forever be a mystery, like who built the pyramids.  And by that I mean the answers are clearly out there if you really want them but if you’re lazy you can pretend it’s aliens or something.  I mean that for both.  You can do no research and claim aliens built the pyramid and put Kate Upton in some regrettable dresses.  Why don’t they just stay on their own god damned planet?  Well, whatever is going on, it seems like an honest to goodness red blooded human being is dressing Kate now and she has just looked fantastic.  So I am posting her because I am pro-Earth and I am pro-Kate Upton.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

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