Kate Upton was in Shape magazine and that’s fantastic.  I am glad we seem to be getting more editorials featuring her lately because… because she’s pretty. Yeah, it’s pretty simple.  I like looking at Kate Upton and I think she has looked very good recently.  I quite liked the pictures, though a portion of the internet is complaining that she is too covered up.  I don’t think they like the jackets.  I have to say, they aren’t covering a lot but I can get the jacket bothering someone.  I don’t think she should work out or play basketball in the jacket she’s wearing in the picture I chose.  But I assume she’s doing that to keep warm before the coach sends her in.  This is important, you get sweaty and once you stop running around your cool down and eventually you can get chills, which aren’t just unpleasant, those chills can lead to muscle cramping.  I don’t want that and I assume Kate Upton doesn’t either.  So the jacket makes a lot of sense.  I guess what I am saying, Internet, is that sometimes it seems like nothing can actually make you happy.  I know that you can fall into this trap where just being negative seems like you are being insightful or smart but it’s a cover for insecurity, we all know that.  Regardless of why, eventually people aren’t going to want to hang out with you anymore because as we get older we realize we don’t need that kind of negativity in our life, that guy who shits on everything all the time.  So I get it, it’s not a typical warm up jacket but what do you want, past pictures have proven Kate Upton doesn’t have a lot of clothing, she’s barely covered.  She grabbed what she could because the team is counting on her.  Why would anyone have a problem with that?  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

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