The VMAs were last night and usually I would post about that but for whatever reason this morning I am posting Gigi Hadid, who I am pretty sure was not there.  This isn’t common for me but it happens.  The Heart wants what the heart wants.  Well… not the heart.  I mean, let’s be clear, I am not claiming I love Gigi Hadid.  Feels important to clarify for lots of reasons.  I don’t actually know her and I feel the internet has only accelerated something that has bothered me since I was a kid, which is the cheapening of our words by over using them. People used to tell me something was great or amazing and then it would turn out to be just ok and when confronted they would say something, “Yeah, when I say something is amazing I just mean I liked it”.  Well, that ruins language and I can’t think of a worse word for us to devalue as a culture than love.  It’s powerful stuff but only so long as we allow it to be.  Also, not only am I a hero for taking a stand on this important issue there is the fact that I haven’t met her and that is the action of a crazy person, claiming to love someone you don’t know.  Next thing I’ll be scrawling on the walls that we we’re meant to be together and it’s this whole long slide into this crazy stalker vibe and I’d have to get whole new clothes and I am just not that committed to it.  If it requires a uniform I am usually just too lazy to engage.  So you know, it’s not quite what the heart wants but I don’t want to be crude.  This is a family blog and it’s important to me that people can read it with their kids. That’s how we’ll know who shouldn’t be a parent.  Anyway, Gigi Hadid is here because I was discussing her with a friend last night and man she sure is good looking.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.