Well thank god for Natalie Dormer.  I mean, America, you should be ashamed of yourselves.  Really America dropped the ball on the celebrity costume department this year and it took the Brits to come and save us.  Do you know how shameful that is?  They didn’t even start doing Halloween right until like 5 years ago.  For most of my life they were an utter disaster.  They often celebrated on the wrong day, everyone wore the same stupid mask, and somehow despite inventing the language they grossly mispronounced it as Guy Fawkes Day.  Like, I don’t even know how you fuck a thing up that badly.  And yet here we are.  I am posting Natalie Dormer and Holly Willoughby gets an honorary mention for a pretty fucking cool looking unicorn… thing.  I dunno, it felt weird posting it so Natalie Dormer wins out as a pirate because she looks awesome.  Natalie Dormer seems to use Halloween as an excuse to wear old timey stuff which, let’s be honest, is pretty brilliant on her part.  Besides the fact that it looks like a lot of fun, many TV shows and movies have pretty much proven it’s a look that she was made for.  So she’s here and this will probably be it for Halloween posts.  Unless it isn’t because somehow nothing has surfaced from Heidi Klum’s party, so maybe America has some hope yet. Though I guess they need help from a German Super Model to get there. Anyway, Natalie Dormer.  She looks fantastic and I really dig the pirate costume. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.