Here is Taylor Swift because I am suddenly getting a ton of Taylor Swift in my life. This is a very indirect injection of Taylor Swift (though obviously somewhat direct given I follow her in places like, you know, tumblr). But I follow Charli XCX everywhere. Who is touring with Taylor Swift. And Charli’s social media, especially when the tour first started, is just full of videos and pictures of Taylor Swift doing stuff. On top of that, I have multiple friends with tickets full of excitement. @she-goes-to-eleven is going… really soon? Tomorrow? Friday? I don’t know, I frankly don’t keep obsessive enough track of my friend’s schedules. Anyway, the result is I keep seeing Taylor Swift performing and hearing about her and hey, she looks pretty good this tour. So here she is. I hope you mega fans all are getting to go see her. Get there for the opening act! Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.