Anytime I post anyone it’s about a lot of things. Everything in life has text and subtext and I hope you understand that. What is being said is not the same as what you are being told in life. It’s important to keep this in mind, not so you are a distrustful cynic but so you are away that there are layers. When a girl tells you she isn’t ready for a relationship she means wtih you. Sure it hurts but it’s time to move on or it’s just going to hurt more. Or when a politician tells a story about a constituent you know they made this person up and they are just trying to promote their position through pathos instead of logos. Or when a celebrity is eating Nachos at a music festival in an air conditioned tent they’re actually selling you wet wipes. There is nothing wrong with selling someone wet wipes. People needs wet wipes and if you were a person who needed wet wipes and did not know they existed you’d be quite happy to find out. Someone pointed out to me that this is some of the most blatant product placement they have ever seen, these pictures I linked of Alexandra Daddario using wet wipes at the Governors Ball. I tend to agree, in part because it is so separated from reality. My first reaction was why are there three boxes open. That’s just wasteful. They’re wet wipes. They’re going to dry out at which point they are beyond useless. A dry wet wipe is a crunchy piece of garbage that is worthless. You’re just throwing wet wipes around willy nilly. Second was, who holds a wet wipe while eating nachos? No one, that’s stupid. Not only will it dry out, what if you want to use that hand? Sometimes you need both hands to eat. They’re nachos, something could slip off, you need a hand to catch it. Everyone knows you eat and then grab the wet wipe to clean your fingers after, not hold a wet wipe the entire time like some sort of lunatic. Third, don’t use wet wipes to clean sweat off your neck. First they’re wet, that’s not effective. Second, the alcohol is going to dry out you skin. But this is the separate reality celebrities live in, throwing wet wipes around willy nilly and sitting in air conditioned tents at music festivals. I have been to a lot of music festivals over the years, including things like Woodstock (the worst one). There were no wet wipes, a lot of mud or dust or both somehow. So I guess for a blog that focuses on celebrities it feels important to realize a lot of the glamour they sell us is a lie. Sure, we all dream about boxes and boxes of wet wipes open but that’s not reality. You are almost always being sold something and if you can confirm you aren’t being sold something it’s most likely you’re the product then. Also, Alexandra Daddario is really pretty. That seems important to squeeze in here. Did I forget that earlier? I went off on this whole wet wipe thing. Look, my main point is Alexandra Daddario is gorgeous. That was the point I was really getting to. Today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.