Here is Emma Watson because the subconscious is a strange and magical place. Why is she on my mind? I can’t give you any concrete reason. I haven’t seen anything or read anything or heard anything. I don’t think. That last one is a bit more suspect because people are talking all the time when I walk by and maybe they are always talking about Emma Watson. This is possible. I don’t consciously eavesdrop or anything but the brain is always working. So maybe literally everywhere I live people are constantly all a flutter about Emma Watson and talking about her and it seeped in. It’s possible. Either way I had a dream about her last night. It seemed strange until I came up with my bulletproof people talking about her theory while I was writing this. Science fact at this point essentially. Mystery solved. Today I want to fuck Emma Watson.