I know I just posted Emma Watson the other day but wow… you guys really like Emma Watson. I mean, I am sure this is breaking news. The girl who plays (I assume, I have not seen the films) one the female protagonist who is both admirable and laudable in many ways in the defining series of movies for an entire generation is going to have some admirers. We had Princess Leia when I was a kid. So I get it. There are no doubt legions of girls who wanted to be her and legions of boys for whom she was their first crush. And no doubt a smaller legion of boys who wanted to be her and a smaller legion of girls for whom she was their first crush. That’s powerful stuff. I guess it makes her the Carrie Fisher for a younger generation. Just with (and again, as far as I know, I haven’t seen the films and I do not know her personally) far less cocaine and not nearly so foul a mouth. So my generation wins is what I am saying but she is pretty good, too. As far as I can tell (And I do read the news) she has done an admirable job of being someone to look up to when that’s a tough burden to ask someone to choose at 10 years old. So I get it. Millennials love Emma Watson like she was avocados and crushing school debt mixed together. She’s all your favorite stuff. But my last post got an astonishing number of people reaching out to just comment on Emma Watson. Most common questions were, “Have you posted her before?” and “Dude, have you seen thing X she’s so hot”. The answers are: Yes, today is the 10th time actually, and No, most likely not. Anyway, in my perpetual performance art project to show us that we live in a feedback loop where we can’t see past our own reflection, she is here today because she was so popular that I have been talking to people about her for days including last night and hey, here she is. It doesn’t hurt that whatever your feeling on like… fuck, I dunno, Muggles, that’s some bullshit you guys like to say that I don’t know what it means but it sure sounds like a slur to me, whatever your feeling on wizards and shit, she takes a very good picture. So it turns out it isn’t hard at all to talk myself into posting her once I go looking. Today I want to fuck Emma Watson.