So Natalie Dormer was at Wimbledon and it immediately brought to mind this old quote from Catch Me if You Can, “Why do the Yankees always win? Because the other team can’t keep their eyes off the pinstripes”. Now, there are some holes in this theory because how the fuck would you explain the Cubs for 100 years but I get the general thrust. A con man is saying it and the point holds a lot of validity, people can be easily dazzled and if they think you’re a winner than you’re a winner. The Yankees win cause they’re the Yankees. And I thought of that and I then thought maybe Natalie Dormer shouldn’t be allowed to wear pinstripes. Like, it could make her dangerously powerful. She’s already a living example of what happens if you are made of confidence, you mix that crooked smile with pinstripes and I can only think of it making her unstoppable. Like, take over the world unstoppable. I mean, it could be weeks of us laboring in her salt mines before it dawns on us, “Wait, why did we agree to this?” It just seems almost too dangerous to give that level of dazzle to someone who is already confident enough to convince you of anything face to face already. Dangerous. That’s all I’ll say though because I don’t want to be on record against the Overlord’s regime if it does come to pass. She looked good. I liked the suit. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.