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So the World Cup is starting and I am going to just come out and say it, the better World Cup is starting tonight.  Now, I realize my opinion there may be unpopular and it likely comes from the fact that I am not as big of a soccer fan as large swatches of the world.  You know this because I call it soccer while most people outside the US and pretentious people trying to sound more cosmopolitan inside the US call it Football. The thing I like about the Women’s World Cup is you still get high level athletes playing , which is hwy I find the Men’s World Cup, here to referred to as the more boring World Cup watchable. But the Women’s game is more wide open, more things seem to happen.  It is just more exciting.  Now, I realize, real purists don’t want anything exciting.  It’s a very American thing of me to want what I watch to be entertaining.  I am fine with that.  I am just going to say that the Women are more entertaining, the game is more exciting, and thus I think we should stop calling it the Women’s World Cup.  After all, no one calls the other World Cup the Men’s World Cup.  We can just call it the better World Cup.  So here is Alex Morgan in celebration.  I have enjoyed watching her play since the last World Cup, mainly because she is really, really fast.  Like probably faster than me in a car since I always seem to be caught behind idiots who just cannot get their car into second gear.  And you know, also as an added factor I give you this fact about her: USA! USA! USA!  So today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.

Here is Emilia Clarke I guess because Game of Thrones is on tonight?  Now, I realize if anyone is equipped to answer why she is here it should really be me.  But the truth is I don’t know.  Every now and then I wake up just thinking about someone.  This morning I woke up thinking about Emilia Clarke.  I really have no idea why.  When this happens the person usually gets posted.  I don’t sprint to my computer or anything but they tend to rattle around in my head for a long time.  And I do enjoy Game of Thrones.  And Danys might be my favorite on the show, certainly one of them.  You know, not being irredeemably evil really makes you stand out in the books and show. Anyway, here is she is, looking pretty because today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

Here is Charli XCX cause… it’s been almost a week so I don’t know how I am expected to go any longer without posting her.  I know it is getting excessive but she is showing up more and more often.  I hope this is because she is getting more popular, more successful, whatever.  I just know it seems to be good for me because more pictures show up, more videos (youtube is really culpable here, it keeps suggesting Charli XCX related things to me), just more things that i enjoy that also put her front and center in my attention.  And I like her a lot.  So today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I started reading a book last night and it was quite good.  I read a lot of it.  There is a magic to a good book that really can’t be duplicated anywhere else.  But I was reading this book and in it it was describing this actress at a dinner party.  It made the wise choice of a lot of good fiction in that it didn’t get specific in the description, instead it gives you enough of a rough outline to fill everything else in yourself.  It’s more powerful that way.  She was beautiful but more so was the kind of attractive that caused people to lean closer without even noticing, just needing to be nearer, people were possessed by her beauty.  As I was reading it occurred to me that the image in my head was Scarlett Johansson.  Well, not her but her exact twin because personality wise it wasn’t a fit.  But that is where my brain seemed to go when imagining someone of unequaled beauty, someone who is so attractive you can feel it through the page.  This actually makes a lot of sense as I think I have been attracted to Scarlett Johansson longer than anyone else I have posted.  Now, I could be wrong, there could be someone else, I haven’t exactly done my due diligence here but it has been 14 years that I have found myself attracted to her.  It sounds like a joke but I have been to your tumblrs, that is quite literally longer than some of my followers have been a live (do your parents know the kind of blogs you follow? Tsk). Anyway, I am just thinking about her this morning because.. she is beautiful.  There is a lot more to her and why I find her appealing but today she is here because she is beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Last night was pretty good for me.  I went and saw St Vincent play, that was certainly good.  On account of the good music.  Then I came home and listened to all 3 Big Star albums.  I don’t think they are connected really other than me staying up for 3 hours after, I just wasn’t tired.  That happens after a good show, I am way too wired to sleep, I would much prefer to just stay up all night and bask in the glow of the experience.  A tumblr buddy of mine wildflagsure was actually deciding between a new guitar and going to see St. Vincent in Rome and my immediate suggestion was to go to the show.  This is because in the end experiences are what I think we remember.  Now, I say this as someone with a lot of stuff.  A lot of records especially.  And I love them all.  But the real truth is as much as I love say… my Fugazi albums, my memories of when I saw them live are much more precious to me.  So I am glad I got to see St. Vincent because I never had before.  And there are things you learn at a show you don’t learn listening to a record.  Like, I can listen and know Annie Clark is an awesome guitarist but you can’t always get the charisma of great stage presence through anything but being there.  This all struck me as I watched her because she very much feels like a rock star to me on stage, which is unfortunately not a moniker you’ll see a lot of people give women.  And I almost want to go into a long story here about that but I’ll just say this is because largely people are dicks and diminish what women do.  Which I am sure some people will think I am doing by posting her here but… I can take it, I took the criticism last time.  The truth is I really, really enjoyed seeing her live and I happen to find myself extremely attracted to artists whose art touches me.  I mean, my dash is usually covered in pictures of her and I get that she is pretty but there is something special about the music and what it can do.  Today I want to fuck St. Vincent.

I happen to find Hayley Atwell very attractive.  This is not a secret if you followed this blog when Agent Carter was airing.  I think she is amazing and charming and gorgeous and pretty close to perfect.  So I did not think that anything would happen last night that would make me even more attracted to her but then she threw out the first pitch for the Royals and it turns out I am really, really into Hayley Atwell in a Royals uniform.  Now, I am willing to guess the uniform wouldn’t matter, she just happens to look great in a uniform (I should already know this, look how great she looked in uniform in Cap.  Who knew it applied to sports as well). But she looks adorable and gorgeous and is just amazing.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Often after big events where a lot of celebrities show up dressed nicely I will declare a winner.  So when pictures from some fashion awards started showing up last night I thought that is where my post would go today because quite a few people looked pretty good.  It didn’t happen because I woke up thinking about Nicki Minaj and Nicki Minaj trumped them all.  I am pretty sure she wasn’t there.  If she was I haven’t seen it.  It’s hard to tell sometimes, pictures are harder to find of certain women than of others. I won’t get into the big difference between who is and isn’t popular on gossip sites but if you live on Earth I am sure you can piece it together.  Anyway, I happen to find Nicki Minaj incredibly attractive and thus I am posting Nicki Minaj.  Very simple math there.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Recently someone messaged me and said, “So Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario in a movie together.  Was that your doing?”  And while I wish I had that kind of power I don’t.  But i can see why someone would suspect me with those two together. For the record I kind of assume it will be terrible but i will see it.  I say this with really nothing to back it up other than the fact that I saw the Other Woman. I do find Alexandra Daddario very attractive though.  Very attractive.  And so here she is looking pretty, at least slightly influenced by some new pictures of her that came out recently.  I hope San Andreas does really well because the world would only be better off if she became a huge star and I started seeing her everywhere.  Today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

A thing I feel like I should say to start, and I will use generalities to start, is that if you are the sort of person who, when someone else gets something you are filled with anger, then you are at the very best an asshole.  And insecure asshole most likely.  Because someone getting something is not depriving you.  Other people being happy does not cost you happiness, there isn’t a limited supply.  Or if there is you aren’t drawing from the same well.  You are just an asshole who is so full of insecurities that you quite literally want everyone else to be miserable so you can feel better about yourself.  This makes you a raging asshole.  And that’s not even addressing how often your attitude is informed by racism or misogyny or homophobia or whatever small minded little bullshit you have going on.  This is brought on by the fact that Alex Morgan has been everywhere in my life lately (or seemed to be.  Google “Frequency Illusion” or Baader-Meinhoff).  It started with the announcement that FIFA 16 will include women’s teams and of course Alex Morgan is the face they are using.  And yeah, some dudes lost their shit about how this will ruin the game.  Because nothing ruins your fun like a feature that you never have to use but you know somewhere, someone is enjoying it.  Anyway, it culminated in me getting the mail this morning because I forgot yesterday and there is ESPN the Magazine with Alex Morgan on the cover.  Now, usually these magazines I don’t want go right in the recycling bin and this one was headed that way until I saw Alex Morgan and I was like, ok, sure, I’ll check it out.  Cause I happen to really like the US Women’s National team, I actually find Women’s soccer more watchable because it feels more wide open.  Also I am very attracted to Alex Morgan.  She is gorgeous and she can run like the wind.  And she’s everywhere or at least my brain thinks she is.  Today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.

Here is a road map to how my mind works.  Amazon announced a Barbarella series a while back and since then I have seen Barbarella everywhere.  This happens to the human brain but I want to point out it is really a feat when you’re talking about a 50 year old movie that is hardly a classic. No joke, someone was selling CEDs the other day and Barbarella was the top one and I didn’t even know a CED was a thing. Seriously, click the link, it’s this whole video format no one bought.  And Netflix keeps trying to make me watch Grace and Frankie.  Like it auto starts it at the end of every movie now.  So I watched some of the damn show and… it’s pretty solid.  Not great but the cast is great.  Jane Fonda is entertaining.  And that got me thinking about Barbarella.  So finally I was like fuck it, I am going to watch Barbarella.  So I watched Barbarella.  There is nothing like the thing that brings you back to being 13 and helping you just get what the whole appeal of girls is.  So that is why this post is here, because Barbarella guys.  Today I want to fuck Jane Fonda.