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The fact that Agent Carter is coming back is exciting enough because it might have been my favorite show that was on last year.  I dunno, old favorites like Mad Men are tough to compete with but it was up there.  Among the many side benefits though are that it keeps Hayley Atwell in the spotlight.  Like she’s off in Monte Carlo for a TV festival.  I didn’t know there was a TV festival there but I am glad there is cause hey, look, more Hayley Atwell in my life.  Assuming some Prince of Monaco doesn’t marry her and steal her away this is a good thing.  Anyway, she is here because she fucking rules.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

So I was watching the Better World Cup last night (That is what I am calling it, remember?)  And I am enjoying it because Women’s soccer is pretty great.  I have gone into this before.  I don’t have a ton to say about the game other than obviously I enjoyed it.  I wish we had scored more because we had a ton of opportunities but it was exciting.  Scoring chances are exciting.  Alex Morgan looked like she is doing a little better, moving quickly.  But really this is just about the fact that I love Alex Morgan.  She is beautiful, she is talented.  And so fast.  I could watch her streak past defenders all day to create scoring chances.  She is so much fun to watch.  The whole team is fun to watch.  I really love the Women’s national team and she’s my favorite player. So today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.

So I was thinking I was going to post someone else but now I can’t even remember who cause when I log in I usually scroll down my feed to catch up before I post.  This is because I am obsessive and have to make sure I see everything and I feel like if I post and then scroll down I might… lost my place?  Like if I see that top post I might stop there accidentally.  I dunno but I have to scroll down first.  So I did.  And thunderstormofoblivion has reblogged some Nicki Minaj stuff recently and there was a big post full of Nicki Minaj gifs and… now I am posting Nicki Minaj.  Cause I think she’s really hot.  So… here you go.  Enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Candice Swanepoel in jeans cause I started choosing pictures and I noticed they both had her in jeans and it was like fuck it, there must be a few photos of her in actual clothing.  Well, I found some.  In clothes.  And it makes no sense because it’s hot as fuck outside so why didn’t I go the easier bikini route?  I don’t know.  Look guys, I am tired, I am hot, and I am distracted by videos about Fallout 4.  Now, I started to write about the comforting embrace of fascism and how it rules more of our life than we know but that’s a bummer and sometimes even I can’t tie that kind of bullshit into what I am posting.  I mean, she has blonde hair and blue eyes I guess but boy does that go down a strange path.  Better to stick to jeans instead of genes if you know what i mean.  Candice looks very nice wearing jeans.  She is remarkably pretty and is still stalking me as at least once a week she sends me pictures of herself and calls it a “catalog” or an “in store event invitation”.  I am flattered.  And a little tempted.  I just don’t know what the next move is to be honest.  Do I send back pictures of my self?  I am way too lazy to put together an entire catalog.  My ask box is open if you have suggestions to help my self delusion.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here is Natalie Dormer because… Natalie Dormer is sexy?  I mean, it’s not a question.  She is.  I just am not sure why she’s
here.  I am guessing.  I am a little distracted because there is a
bacon festival going on, so big things happening here.  Anyway, she is
pretty, I like her, yadda yadda yadda.  This will be short.  Today I
want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

As I have mentioned many times before I am usually not a huge fan of street candids.  There are lots of reasons for this.  Pragmatically, they tend to not be as high quality as red carpet pictures or photoshoots.  They also are hard to look at without knowing how intrusive they are. Taylor Swift can do nothing in her life without a horde of photographers following her.  That would drive me nuts.  Even worse, they are all secretly hoping for something unflattering.  They want her to trip or they want a butt shot, or they want he wind to whip up her skirt or anything she would definitely not want the world seeing. How you feel about this is up to you to decide, I tend to avoid them though because… well, when I was a kid basically nothing was open on holidays.  If it was Thanksgiving and you forgot to buy something you had to wait.  Now everything is open and staffed by a work force without the power to demand those days off.  So I refuse to go to a store on a holiday.  My actions won’t cause the stores to close again but at least I will not be the reason those people have to work.  I guess it is the same with paparazzi pictures, I can’t change anything but in general I’d rather not be part of the demand that is the reason they exist.  But then sometimes I post them because Taylor Swift dresses better than anyone on the planet and has amazing legs.  So I end up posting pictures of Taylor Swift being stalked around New York.  Which is what is going on here.  So today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

So I was noticing today while looking at pictures of Alexandra Daddario at a screening of Burying the Ex (which I will end up seeing cause Alexandra Daddario and also the undead) that I am often not wowed by her fashion choices.  I don’t hate them usually.  But it isn’t like I am going around declaring she won the day or something.  What is key about this is that I don’t care.  I realized that while a great dress will often get someone on here and a bad one can keep a girl away, with Alexandra Daddario I just don’t care.  Not even a little bit because she is just that beautiful. What she wears is just a non factor, as long as I catch a glance of those eyes I am doomed.  They are just piercing. She is gorgeous.  And it is why she is here today.  Today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

Here is Jennifer Lawrence and I don’t particularly have a great reason why.  I was kind of just thinking about her the past couple of days and how it feels like I see her less these days.  I can’t imagine why she would want to be seen less, can you assholes? Sorry, that was harsh but we’re all a bunch of dicks.  I mean, if you don’t know what I am talking about I don’t know what to tell you but Miley Cyrus posed naked for I think Paper Magazine the other day and all the comments I saw were crazy negative.  A lot of stuff about her being a whore and a skank and how guys are over her.  I was never particularly under her but it’s telling that when she was 15 creepy internet dudes drooled over her but once she was old enough to get naked and do so willingly they wanted her gone. So you know, I hope everyone enjoyed seeing Jennifer Lawrence back in the fall  because it feels to me like it’s why we see less of her now.  I guess it could be coincidence but all I see now are shots of her leaving her hotel or something taken with a telephoto lens.  I also don’t see her smile a lot.  I guess she’s here because of that.  Not that my post is going to make her smile or fix anything (it could be argued I am part of the problem) but these are the things that have been on my mind.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence. 

Here is Taylor Swift on stage because… she’s on tour and pictures pop up and she often wears thinks that sparkle and lord knows I can’t seem to resist that.  But that is why she is here.  That’s enough about that, I just found out my tumblr buddy wildflagsure just found out her cat died.  Which is terrible and horrible so if you are reading this why don’t you send her your condolences or a joke or anything.  Empty platitudes won’t do much but maybe what you say will help a little bit.  I am going to just go out on a limb and say Taylor Swift would want you to.  She does like cats.  And she seems quite kind.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here is Lass Suicide and… I don’t know why exactly.  I mean, I know why, because she is pretty.  I am just not sure why I started thinking of her today and decided I needed to post her.  I posted her once a long time ago but she is not a major part of my life.  Or even a minor one.  I know the Suicide Girls as a thing are like a big deal in a lot of circles but I have never really cared all that much.  She is one of the handful of them that I happen to know who she is.  So I guess that probably says a lot.  Like in the slew of girls who show up on my dash she stood out enough that I learned her name and recognize her.  Which makes sense because he is very pretty.  I just don’t know why my brain decided to think of her today, usually i can point to some sort of cause.  I can’t.  But here she is.  Today I want to fuck Lass Suicide.