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Man, today was busy.  Busy in the sense that i woke up late, moved really slow and then amazingly when you start your day late you have to jam a bunch of stuff in if you still want to get home at a decent time.  Luckily, even with all that self imposed business the world managed to tell me I needed to post Priyanka Chopra again.  People have brought her up some to me recently (one of the best things is when I post someone and someone tells me they haven’t ever heard of her but now are fascinated by her).  A bunch of people reblogged pictures of her today on my dash.  Somehow.  And then I saw her on TV somehow in the place I grabbed a sandwich at lunch.  I dunno what was going on there but that’s pretty rare.  I will take it.  Because she is gorgeous so there is no part of my life where I will complain about seeing her more.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

So I just watched a video that was Charli XCX at a record store selecting records.  This is what is great about the internet because sometimes you find stuff that so specifically melds with your taste you are sure it was made just for you.  If you know me, hell if you have read some of my ramblings, you probably know I have a lot of records.  I love getting records.  I love spending time in a record store.  I also happen to love Charli XCX so it was exciting.  Then the first album she grabs is a Monkees album, which you probably don’t know about me but was one of the major formative bands in my life.  When I was about 7 I was basically obsessed with the Beatles, the Beach Boys, and the Monkees.  I would say it very much is responsible for the fact that I like things with a much greater pop sensibility than a lot of my friends did.  And apparently the Monkees were a mainstay in Charli XCX’s household.  So it makes sense that I am a fan of hers. Obviously, also, probably proof that my attraction to her was written in the stars or something.  I mean, all this time i have been trying to describe the strange attraction I have for her, it’s different than with a lto of people, it’s intense.  I couldn’t put it in words.  Apparently it was the Monkees. I could have made a joke about those words being some strange lyric from like Last Train to Clarksville but you know, all the songs I could think of, none of the words fit.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I actually was thinking I was going to post someone else today but then for some reason my mind started wandering thinking about Gigi Hadid.  This is in part because my dear follower thunderstormofoblivion graduated today and she keeps talking about Gigi Hadid.  Also in part because the weather is nice and who doesn’t love the beach?  So here are pictures of Gigi Hadid that make me think of the beach and the summer and all those wonderful things. But also… you know,, swimsuits are nice sometimes.  This is one of those times.  Wish my friend congrats on graduation if you feel so inclined, enjoy these pictures, have a nice day.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Every time I make a post like this I feel like I am honoring the core mandate of my blog.  When I started it I did not think I would repeat the same people so often.  Now, I have posted almost 300 different people so I don’t thiknk I am entirely one note but I also didn’t think there would be weeks where I only post 5 different people and that actually happens a lot.  I should have seen it coming, I can get obsessive.  If I make a good tuna fish sandwich I’ll eat tuna for like 3 straight days until I realize man, I am sick of tuna.  Anyway, when I started this blog I assumed a very common posting would be I watch a horror movie, there is an actress in it I find attractive who is basically unknown, I post her.  It has certainly happened, just not as often as I assumed it would.  Last night I watched Zombeavers which was much better than you would assume a movie called Zombeavers would be but not as good as I thought it might be after the first 5 minutes, which were pretty excellent.  So watching it, and i should point out this girl does take off her top but that is not why I was posting her.  I was already looking for pictures in anticipation of this before she took off her top, this girl was the one I immediately was attracted to.  She was kind of the bitchy one with a mouth on her but it turns out she’s probably the most loyal and a good friend.  Now that I am typing this I realize this describes an archetype I call the Kate.  That’s neither here nor there.  She is pretty, I have actually seen her in like 4 other things but I didn’t notice.  I kinda think they were small roles based on billing.  But there you go, fulfilling this blogs true mission, proving I am a perv with eclectic tastes, today I want to fuck Cortney Palm.

Here is Anna Kendrick because she is Anna Kendrick.  That is some didactic reasoning I know but in my defense I was out pretty late last night and there were a fair number of drinks and also I feel like the amazingness of Anna Kendrick should be self evident.  Because she is gorgeous and funny and talented and man guys, I am getting old, I just do not recover like I used to.  I would say Anna Kendrick feels like someone who would be able to see the humor in that or sympathize but I cold just be making shit up at this point.  All I know for certain is she is amazing and that today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick

Man, today has been busy guys.  I am still busy.  I am literally stopping in to post on my stupid blog.  Here is Rachel Riley because I happen to think she is very pretty.  I like smart girls.  I like blonde girls.  I like British girls.  I like the combination.  I am so busy but here she is.  Very pretty.  Yadda Yadda Yadda.  Today I want to fuck Rachel Riley.

Gigi Hadid almost got posted yesterday.  I wrote my post yesterday and went out the door for work.  I forgot to actually hit post.  I got home and realized this and I was already looking at pictures for the day and hit post just as I was about to see Gigi Hadid at the amfAR Gala.  Had I waited a few minutes I would have just scrapped the post and posted Gigi instead.  It was a good dress but more it felt like kismet.  My buddy thunderstormofoblivion informed me on Wednesday that she is now obsessed with Gigi Hadid and it’s my fault. Now, I feel like this is a little unfair, sure I reblog a fair number of pictures of Gigi Hadid on my second blog (whoiwanttofucktodayreblogs if you are curious) but I feel like a fair amount of the blame falls on Gigi Hadid’s shoulders cause she is the one who looks so good in said pictures.  That said, I love this development because I love getting people into new girls.  I am sure this is some sort of power thing, I just enjoy the influence over people.  First this blog, then some step I haven’t thought of yet, then world domination. So since Gigi has been talked about so much in my life in private and great pictures showed up… even though it’s the next day she’s still on my mind.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

I really didn’t intend to make this Bollywood week or anything (do 2 people constitute a theme for the week?  I feel like when 90% of my followers don’t know them and it’s something as Alien to American culture as Bollywood it must).  It’s really coincidence more than anything, I just so happened to see some pictures of Aishwarya Rai on the red carpet in Cannes and so here she is.  They are actually like near a week old but you know, there is a time difference so that explains why I just saw them.  I am not surprised she looked good because traditionally the Cannes red carpet has been really good to her.  It makes sense, she has a ton of practice at this point, the oldest picture I put in here is 11 years old at this point.  That is kind of nuts.  Anyway, if you don’t know who she is she is about as big of a star as you can be.  I mean, she has been going to Cannes for decades at this point, she is hugely famous in the second largest country in the world.  Many people, including American writers would regularly declare her to be the most beautiful woman in the world 10 years ago (I guess the world got hotter because I’ll be honest, she still looks pretty fantastic to me).  So you may not know her but I promise you, she really, really is famous.  I also promise you she’s just beautiful but I am going to go out on a limb and say you need less convincing on that front.  She is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Aishwarya Rai.

I kind of figure everyone has seen Anna Kendrick as Indiana Jones at this point.  I was behind the curve.  I saw it a day late.  This is because I am old and out of touch.  It was like, a whole 20 hours after it showed up on youtube.  Inexcusable on my part, really.  I am old but still learning because I continue to learn many new things about myself thanks to the internet.  Among these is that I always needed Anna Kendrick to be Indiana Jones.  Always.  I need more of it honestly.  Now, look, I am not demanding a movie.  I get it, Hollywood producers do this for a living, they know what’s best, I am not going to tell them how to do their job.  Certainly I am not going to dictate what roles Anna Kendrick should and should not take.  It is frankly douchy to go around telling women how they should live their lives and manage their careers.  It’s condiscending and assumes they can’t make choices for themselves.  I am not doing that.  I won’t be that asshole.  No, I am perfectly willing to just let Hollywood send Anna Kendrick to my house dressed as Indiana Jones.  Because I am reasonable, and let’s face it, basically a hero in the fact that I am willing to make this compromise. If you’re reading this, you’re welcome, Anna Kendrick and Hollywood elite.  I am even willing to like, I dunno, make a snack or something if you want to swing by and like, I dunno, whip something off a shelf or whatever.  Like nothing to elaborate but I could probably grab some pizza rolls from the store or something.  I feel like I have gotten off track.  My ask box is open, we can talk more there later.  What i am saying is Anna Kendrick as Indiana Jones is amazing.  I know this cause now it’s been like 2 days since I watched it and I am still going, “Anna Kendrick looks pretty hot in a fedora”.  So today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

It has been like 2 years since I last posted Priyanka Chopra.  This on account of the fact that she is a Bollywood star, not a Hollywood star, and living in America it makes it very uncommon for her to show up in any part of my life.  I mean, you can find Bollywood news and stuff but you have to work for it and I am lazy.  And busy.  I can’t tell you the last Bollywood production I watched.  It’s been a good bit of time. Thankfully we’re all saved, Priyanka has shown up a few times recently and I didn’t know why until she was at the upfronts for ABC.  She is going to be on an American TV show.  That is just awesome.  For me.  It’s awesome for me.  But let’s be honest, it’s awesome for you, look at the pictures I posted, the woman is just beautiful.  Beautiful.  If we get to see her more we are lucky people.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.