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So I finally saw the Bad Blood music video this morning.  Because… I have never once rushed out to see a music video.  I guess I watched Michael Jackson’s Black or White when I was a kid but for some reason that was some huge event. And disappointment honestly.  Anyway, I knew it was coming because I follow Taylor Swift and she’s been posting promos for I think about 6 years now.  Anyway, I watched it and because I have eyes Taylor Swift is here today.  How could she not be?  If you had asked me a few years ago would I want to see Taylor Swift dressed in black leather kicking ass I probably would have shrugged.  Not a look I would have associated with her.  Turns out it worked.  It really worked.  And basically it was every action movie ever in just a few minutes.  That was pretty great. I appreciate that if this was a full length movie it would be the stupidest, worst action movie ever in all the best ways.  It reminds me of my childhood.  I like that kind of schlock.  And good god, Taylor Swift looked hot.  It’s amazing.  I didn’t know I needed Taylor Swift with red hair but it turns out I did.  So… look, she’s here because she was crazy hot in the video.  I read her interview with Maxim yesterday and I thought her comments on feminism are worth reading but that’s not why she is here.  She is here because oh my god.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

So today was a pretty easy day as far as picks go.  Last night before bed I noticed pictures starting to come through for the Billboard Music Awards and I was like, well, that’ll likely play a factor in tomorrow’s pick.  Then this morning I finally saw pictures of Charli XCX on the red carpet and any thinking was done.  Because she looked amazing.  She won the Billboard Music Awards.  Huzzah!  I am incredibly attracted to her as you know if you have talked to me about her.  Cause I can go on and on.  She is pretty awesome and.. look, she looked amazing.  So she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Mad Men is still on my mind.  I have like 11 hours until I have no more new Mad Men to ever watch.  I am not sure what the finale will bring.  Not even sure if I will see Christina Hendricks in it but i hope so.  Joan’s story really could have been quite boring or poorly done but her journey has been fascinating.  I talked just a couple of weeks ago about how good Christina Hendricks is and how often that gets overlooked because people can’t see past her chest.  Not that I have anything against her chest, it’s quite nice, I just want to point out how talented she is.  One of the great things about Mad Men is that it has functioned as a decade long character piece and it really allows us to see the characters grow and the actors really do some amazing work.  Work you can’t see in any other medium.  So I am thinking about that.  And really any excuse is a good excuse to post Christina Hendricks because she is pretty and… I mean, she’s Christina Hendricks.  People love her.  Rightfully so.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

This post is very much about Mad Men and my love for the show.  Yesterday I rambled a little about loss and the end of things.  I mam feeling the end of Mad Men pretty strongly at this point, tomorrow is of course the last episode.  I will avoid spoilers here because I realize some people are waiting to watch the final episodes until you have all of them to watch in a chunk.  Now of course, you are wrong (looking at you lunoboom)but I still will hold back on any spoilers.  I am thinking about January Jones though.  Betty Draper is a very complex character and I often feel like January Jones gets like zero credit for that.  A lot of people feel Betty is flat and childish and somehow this makes January Jones a bad actor.  I think they are very wrong but there is a lot of misreading of Betty because people very much wanted her to make a feminist journey on the show like it was hinted she might and I think they were angry she didn’t.  That journey was for others and speaks to a whole other problem where people confuse a female character who is not strong as a bad character rather than a complex one who just isn’t necessarily what you want to emulate.  In a lot of ways Betty can be childish and exists in a state of arrested development emotionally.  This is not bad acting or bad writing, it is a wonderful cometary on her being a reflection of the world around her, she grows over the course of the show but yes, she can be childish and it is because she exists in a wold where women are infantalized.  Remember, she is sent to a psychiatrist for “hysteria”, which was just having wants and desires that exist beyond being a trophy bride, and the doctor calls in reports to her husband like he is her father.  Because of course as a housewife in 1960 she is very much not an equal to her husband, he is as much a parent as a partner.  I could go on.  Trust me, I could talk about Betty forever and why she is fascinating but I want to point out January Jones playing her in such an interesting way is not bad acting.  It’s actually quite brave to play a character in such a way that you don’t skew towards making them more likeable, you don’t smooth some rough edges so people like you more.  Besides, anyone who has seen The Last Man on Earth can see she doesn’t just have Betty in her arsenal.  But this is about all of that.  Because I will miss Mad Men so much.  And I will miss January Jones a whole lot as well, I thought her Betty was jut fascinating to watch.  She didn’t show up here a ton despite being the most classically beautiful actress on the show and in part that was because she was so good at playing a character that… I don’t want to sleep with at all.  But she is undeniably beautiful and talented and i will miss her.  Today I want to fuck January Jones.  

I woke up this morning to the news that BB Kings is dead.  It is hardly surprising news given his illness but it still stings.  Loss is of course a crucial part of human life, unavoidable but I am going to go ahead and just say it’s everyone’s least favorite part.  Like, for example I watch Vampire Diaries because I am super cool and I had no idea that Nina Dobrev is leaving the show.  But she is apparently and I discovered that last night watching the show.  Now I know.  Celebrity deaths, characters leaving shows, shows ending, these are pretty minor on the scale of the end of things but we can still feel grief over them.  Because of course what we are grieving is the loss of possibility.  There are no more possible paths for a life to take, for an experience to take, the path has been decided and it is over. Which is largely silly in many ways when we are talking about TV shows or such.  It is different when thinking about a life but then BB King has sucha  back catalog it feels ungrateful or greedy to want more.  And… I don’t know, I am rambling, I thought I had a point but I do.  I will miss getting to see Nina Dobrev on my TV every week.  I’ll just leave it at that, sorry if you read all of this mess.  Today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.

So I just watched Whiplash and I quite liked it.  Now, if you watched Whiplash and Melissa Benoist was your take away you didn’t pay much attention.  I know this.  I am not writing this like she was somehow the focal point.  I liked the movie but this isn’t really about that movie.  The movie was more just a reminder of sorts.  Ever since she first showed up in people’s consciousness, Glee I think was the cause, people I know have pointed out that I would like her.  This happens sometimes, people identify celebrities as my type.  I don’t know why that happens but it does.  She was cast as Supergirl and I was like, well I guess she’ll show up here eventually because I do love Supergirl.  The Supergirl trailer came out yesterday.  That’s not why she’s here.  I haven’t watched it, I don’t watch a lot of trailers.  No, she is here because I was watching Whiplash and when she sows up my reaction was, “Wow, that girl is really pretty.  Who is that girl?  I like her a lot”.  That girl was, of course, Melissa Benoist.  So  I guess everyone was right.  Thus here we are, today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

In boredom last night I decided to go see Maggie, which from the pitch sounds like an epic movie that 1987 always needed.  After all, it is Arnold Schwarzenegger in the midst of a zombie apocalypse as he tries to save his daughter.  Or at least, that is what I guess I thought it would be. I mean, it’s a horror movie with an Action Star, I was kind of expecting head shots and blood and… it’s not what I got and I am kind of glad.  I am not going to try and sell you on this movie as something special, or amazing, or life changing. It ended up being something of a kind of understated beauty.  It had it’s flaws but I can’t believe I am saying this, Arnold Schwarzenegger was kind of great in a movie that was a meditation on loss and how to deal with it.  As good as he was Abigail Breslin was even better.  I have never posted her before because frankly she’s a lot more a femalecelebrityoftheday girl than she is my type.  But she was really good.  Even if the movie ended up maybe too relentlessly dour her performance was moving and quite good through out.  And I guess I wanted to talk about the movie I saw because one of the truly great things in life is when art surprises you by being better than you expect.  I was moved I guess, mostly by the performances so today I want to fuck Abigail Breslin.

I believe just last week I was speaking about my weakness for shiny objects.  Like, the least humane way to hunt racoon is make a small hole in a log, put something shiny inside and wait.  The Racoon will reach in and grab the shiny object but then his fist will be too big to pull out of the hole. The Racoon will actually stay there until he dies (or the unsporting hunter clubs him).  This is because when it comes to shiny things, racoons are predictable idiots.  What I am saying is my libido is a stupid animal that cannot turn away from shiny things.  So when I saw pictures of Taylor Swift performing in Tokyo in a skin tight shiny silver.. thing (I can’t think of the right word, I am distracted by Taylor Swift in a shiny silver thing) I knew she was going to be the pick today.  And it has been hours because I got busy today and just now was able to post.  And here she is because ooooooo, shiny!  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Pigeon Foo and I  have been following each other for nearly 3 years.  I know roughly how long because she started following me because I posted Sara Fabel.  Lucky moment for me and she is a generally private person so I hope I am not stepping over the line when I am sharing these important FooFacts that I have gathered from the years of following her and sending asks.  I think they are important because they illustrate why she is so great.  Pigeon Foo once wrestled a bear with her bare hands.  She did this simply so she could cleverly use the words bear and bare in the same sentence. She traveled to Asia for a secret underground martial arts tournament just to kill her former sensei in a duel.  She never said why.  She can lift a small car directly over her head.  Nothing too big but like a Volkswagen Bug or a Smartcar?  Right up over her head.  These are all true facts and absolutely not something I just made up on the spot because I am in a rush and couldn’t think of anything else to say.  If you don’t believe me you can ask her yourself.  Right here pigeonfoo.  She will absolutely confirm it.  Or she’ll do this thing where she acts all aloof like she doesn’t know what you’re talking about or like you’re crazy for believing me.  That;’s so her.  That’s how you’ll know it’s the truth. Because I called it here first.  Anyway, go look at her tumblr and follow her and stuff cause she’s great.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

I haven’t posted Mosh in a while.  Like really only a few times in the past year, which is surprising because I used to post her so often.  I don’t really have a good reason for this.  She is still beautiful.  The work she does is still amazing. I think part of it is just a fact of how we operate with celebrities.  We don’t have a real relationship with them, not like with people we know.  You can get bored or move on because there isn’t a real connection there.  Nothing that keep renewing.  I think it is why we can sometimes be cruel in our assessment of the famous or semi-famous.  We end up dehumanizing even that which we love because it is so easy to.  They are not people they are more ideas to aspire to, things to want or covet or to emulate. This is strangely melancholy, I didn’t intend it that way, my brain just goes the way it goes.  Mosh is beautiful and that is why she is here.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.