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Hey guys, happy New Years Eve, hope you have something fun planned.  By that I mean something you want to do, even if that means hanging out in your room and playing video games.  Stay safe.  A long time ago I sadly fell off of watching Lost Girl.  I think it was the middle of Season 3, it just became too much work and it wasn’t really holding my attention.  But now I hear it is ending and the first 4 seasons are on Netflix so… I figured why not catch up?  Then I realized I don’t really remember what was going on so I just started again from the beginning.  Now, I didn’t forget that Ksenia Solo is amazing but it has been just about 2 weeks shy of 2 years since I last posted her.  I still track her tag it’s just… it turns out Canadian TV stars don’t really get the same photo treatment that US or even UK stars do.  So there is rarely anything new and I don’t watch the show and… guys she is so hot and so amazingly charming.  I didn’t forget how hot she was but I’ll admit, I had forgotten just how compelling she is on screen.  She is hilarious and loveable and just great.  And so today I want to fuck Ksenia Solo.

I watched The Interview because I am an American and love freedom.  Obviously.  It wasn’t great but I felt good knowing that somewhere an evil dictator is shaking his fist at the sky and screaming, “Why?” just because I watched a movie.  I am pretty sure that’s how it works.  I hope that’s how it works cause the movie was a whole lot of not very great.  Anyway, Lizzy Caplan was in it and I was like, “I should really post Lizzy Caplan again on account of her being attractive”.  Then I looked and was stunned to discover I have never posted Lizzy Caplan.  I honestly have no idea how this happened because I have found her attractive for a long time.  Now like… Mean Girls long time like some of her other cast mates (this is now the 5th person from that movie so… look out Tim Meadows, you’re next).  I loved Party Down though and found her very attractive in it.  I think my reaction was something along the lines of “Whoa she’s hot… who is she… that’s Janis Ian!?!?” So, you know, I like her.  I could have sworn I at least posted her when she was guesting on New Girl or something.  Apparently I didn’t.  I am correcting that now though because she is funny and she is pretty and today I want to fuck Lizzy Caplan.

Today is gray and dreary.  There is nothing wrong but when you wake up and it is cold and it is raining and it is still looks dark outside it makes you move a little slower.  Or me, it makes me move a little slower.  I can’t really speak for you.  But for me it’s always kind of a let down.  I mean I am going to be inside anyway most of the time because I have a job and they make me show up to my job if I want to get paid, because they’re dicks, so it shouldn’t make a huge difference.  It does make a huge difference though.  I think it’s why I thought of Holly Willoughby today.  She somehow seems comforting.  I dunno, sweet and wholesome, like on a rainy day she’s make cookies or something?  Or biscuits because she’s British?  That sounds wrong, we’ll call them cookies.  Anyway, there is something comforting about her prettiness and I am assuming that’s what drew me to her today cause I mean, she doesn’t show up on my TV or anything.  So there you go, it’s a rainy day and today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I dunno when the last time I posted Rosie Jones was but it’s been a long time.  I happen to be really attracted to her but it’s one of those out of sight out of mind kinda things.  She doesn’t pop up much given she mainly appears in magazines on the other side of the ocean.  She sure is attractive though.  I mean, obviously, she’s British, we all know that is my thing.  Girls from cold, rainy Islands.  Anyway, she is hot and that’s pretty much the long and short of it today.  I like her because she’s hot.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

I am currently listening to James Brown tell me about how he doesn’t know Karate but he knows Ka-Razy.  This might seem like a strange way to start this but I just finished an 8 hour drive home and so this post is coming later than usual.  I would have posted Lana Del Rey when I first woke up this morning but while I love you guys I thought it better to get on the road than to spend the time finding pictures and typing up an entry.  So I am doing it now.  And listening to some records I got for the Holidays.  Including James Brown.  I bring alllll of this up to point out that I still am posting Lana Del Rey and that is odd.  Usually if I wait it means my brain has moved on.  Not today though, woke up thinking about her and I am still thinking about her.  Because frankly there is something sexy about her.  I spent hours on the road, have listened to plenty of other artists and yet still today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

Here is Zooey Deschanel because she is pretty and I like her.  Not really the world’s most in depth explanation I know but I a out of town and you know, i hate writing this stuff on my phone.  It is tedious.  So I hope everyone had a good holiday and is off having fun today.  Sorry if you have to work.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Here is Scarlett Johansson because I could think of no greater gift for Christmas to give people than Scarlett Johansson.  She is marvelously talented and outrageously beautiful.  As a matter of fact there are very few people I know who don’t find her attractive.  And those people are generally wrong about most things so it isn’t stunning.  So a gift for girls and boys of all ages for all of you.  Merry Christmas!  Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Among the many Christmas Miracles I have experienced this year is Kate Upton.  Ok… that’s a bit broad and vague but the first is her insistance on being on my TV for a phone app.  I appreciate the effort that.  They tell me she’s dressed as Athena, whcih, double bonus because I happen to love Athena.  Actually, my computer name is Athena (and my phone is named Athene Noctua so that they go together on the network and hey, because I am a huge nerd who loves mythology).  So that’s a little miracle, even when I have to watch ads on my phone I end up with an eyeful of Kate Upton.  Christmas Miracle!  The second is that my good buddy femalecelebrityoftheday has started to come around on Kate Upton.  He has posted her twice after literally years of telling me he didn’t really get the appeal. Has come around and even told me via fan male that she is so hot!  This is basically the exact same as in every Christmas movie when the dad who is a distant workaholic sees a picture his daughter drew of him, breaks into tears and realizes what is really important.  Except instead of family and togetherness what is really important is Kate Upton.  So you know, congrats to him.  And to all of you, every Christmas Miracle makes our world a little bit brighter!  Merry Christmas Eve followers!  I like you guys almost as much as I like Kate Upton.  Almost.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

The other day I made some lame joke about Christmas approaching and then here was Candice Swanepoel and how they had nothing to do with each other, I just wanted to mention two facts.  Or something.  Lord knows I couldn’t like, scroll back or something.  That smacks of effort.  Anyway, here is the actual Candice Swanepoel.  Or you know, pictures of her.  What an odd way to phrase things, the actual Candice Swanepoel.  This is not a pipe, I know that.  Moving on.  This is Candice Swanepoel dressed for Christmas because Christmas is right around the corner.  Seriously, tomorrow is the corner, you turn it, then bam, yuletide joy!  This is my last day of work until well after Christmas so I am joyous as all get out!  And I want all of you to have a great Christmas or whatever else you celebrate. Let’s be honest though, Christmas is the big one, right?  It’s the day we get off work.  That kind of makes it most important because of the no work thing.  But I want you guys to have a great December 25th even if that just involves going to the movies and eating Chinese food like some of my nearest and dearest.  Enjoy it!  I will.  Also enjoy these pictures of Candice Swanepoel because she’s gorgeous whatever you celebrate.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

I feel like Krysten Ritter is someone maybe I should have posted more over the years.  I am not sure why I feel that way because there was a point where I found her vaguely annoying.  Which wasn’t her fault, she played some vaguely annoying characters.  As I have become more aware of her personally and more of her work I have seen that, again, those were her characters. But it is why she didn’t show up much.  I guess I feel like since Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 turned me around I should have posted her more.  Except of course I watched it all after it was canceled so it was like 2 weeks of my life.  I do think about her more often now though and am kind of excited for the prospect of her as Jessica Jones.  I actually have no idea how she’ll do in the role, it really is like nothing else I have seen her in.  It seems like a demanding role.  I have high hopes though.  None of that is why she’s here really though, for some reason she just popped into my head and she’s pretty so today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.