Among the many Christmas Miracles I have experienced this year is Kate Upton.  Ok… that’s a bit broad and vague but the first is her insistance on being on my TV for a phone app.  I appreciate the effort that.  They tell me she’s dressed as Athena, whcih, double bonus because I happen to love Athena.  Actually, my computer name is Athena (and my phone is named Athene Noctua so that they go together on the network and hey, because I am a huge nerd who loves mythology).  So that’s a little miracle, even when I have to watch ads on my phone I end up with an eyeful of Kate Upton.  Christmas Miracle!  The second is that my good buddy femalecelebrityoftheday has started to come around on Kate Upton.  He has posted her twice after literally years of telling me he didn’t really get the appeal. Has come around and even told me via fan male that she is so hot!  This is basically the exact same as in every Christmas movie when the dad who is a distant workaholic sees a picture his daughter drew of him, breaks into tears and realizes what is really important.  Except instead of family and togetherness what is really important is Kate Upton.  So you know, congrats to him.  And to all of you, every Christmas Miracle makes our world a little bit brighter!  Merry Christmas Eve followers!  I like you guys almost as much as I like Kate Upton.  Almost.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.