The other day I made some lame joke about Christmas approaching and then here was Candice Swanepoel and how they had nothing to do with each other, I just wanted to mention two facts.  Or something.  Lord knows I couldn’t like, scroll back or something.  That smacks of effort.  Anyway, here is the actual Candice Swanepoel.  Or you know, pictures of her.  What an odd way to phrase things, the actual Candice Swanepoel.  This is not a pipe, I know that.  Moving on.  This is Candice Swanepoel dressed for Christmas because Christmas is right around the corner.  Seriously, tomorrow is the corner, you turn it, then bam, yuletide joy!  This is my last day of work until well after Christmas so I am joyous as all get out!  And I want all of you to have a great Christmas or whatever else you celebrate. Let’s be honest though, Christmas is the big one, right?  It’s the day we get off work.  That kind of makes it most important because of the no work thing.  But I want you guys to have a great December 25th even if that just involves going to the movies and eating Chinese food like some of my nearest and dearest.  Enjoy it!  I will.  Also enjoy these pictures of Candice Swanepoel because she’s gorgeous whatever you celebrate.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.