Here is Ariana Grande because Ariana Grande showed up in Fader and that’s good enough for me. I used to post her a lot more often and it largely has nothing to do with her that she shows up less often, for some reason in the past two years or so she has gone from showing up in pictures constantly to almost never at all. I don’t know what causes this shift. SOme of it might be her choice but it just seems odd how that happens. Sometimes fame is just confusing to me, she still feels like a major star to me but doesn’t get the major star attention on gossip blogs and so on. Why is that? I have no clue. I don’t even have one of my bullshit theories to bandy about. It’s a loss for all of us though. ANyway, I am eager for the chance to post her and today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

So the Americans is nearing it’s end. It’s very close and I just started the final season. I held off because I kind of didn’t want it to end but also because the show can be so tense that sometimes I almost need to prepare myself. I fear things will not end well for everyone. The show can be bleak but I am thankful for it. It is marvelous and I am still astounded by the job everyone does on it. Which is why I am posting Keri Russell. She is gorgeous of course but her performance in the show has always been such a revelation. It makes me wonder how many truly amazing actors are hiding on our TV screens and just not given enough to do that we ever realize the depths of their talent. This isn’t a slight against her previous work, I liked things like the Waitress and all, but when Felicity was this pop culture phenomena it was never because people were astounded by the acting. At least, I don’t remember that coming up. I guess I could be wrong because boy it’s been forever. The thing is though this show gives her something to work with and the story she can tell with just her face is profound. It’s really the great strength of television that it can give an actor the time to take a character and explore them in a way no other media can. The complexity and depth of the leads of this show are profound and so much of what we know about her character is never told to us. We can just see it in her face, in her actions, in how she responds. I am going to miss but I am also going to savor these last 10 episodes. Today I want to fuck Keri Russell.

Happy Memorial Day everyone. Here is Kate Upton at the beach. I hope you enjoy that. It feels festive to me. Today is kind of the start of summer in a certain sense. Mentally it is for me at least. Plus I like Kate Upton. I combined these two facts to make this post. Now you know my very deep process. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So Deepika Padukone was at some GQ Best Dressed thing this weekend and I am having strange feelings about what she wore. I kind of think her top is not great but at the same time I keep going back to how she looks there and I find it compelling. So maybe I really like her top? Or maybe I am an idiot monkey and I literally like one thing about what she wore and it is enough to make me obsessive in this case. The options are really endless. Either way, she is a very attractive woman and while I might be undecided on the top I do think she looks really good. So today I want to fuck Deepika Padukone.

I hope everyone is enjoying their holiday weekend. Assuming this is a holiday weekend for you. If it isn’t I am sorry. If this is because it is no holiday where you are then it’s ok, other holidays exist and you probably get whole days off we don’t here. If you just don’t get it off you have my sympathy. I remember working those jobs once upon a time and it’s pretty shitty. I make a habit of never going to stores on anything I consider a holiday because I don’t want to be part of the demand that forces low paid wage workers to never get a holiday off. Thus far it seems to have no impact because the grocery store is still open on Monday. Anyway, speaking of work and so on, here is Jessica Nigri who is technically self employed. She is really popular here when I post her which is once in a blue moon and I find her in general to be fascinating. On a sociological level I mean. There are few people on the internet I see people so intensely attracted to while also despising. It’s pretty gross if you want my honest opinion. Some of you will no doubt reblog this and you might want to engage in a little self examination. Why are you so angry at someone because you are attracted to them? Seems like a strange crossed wire. Now, I know she makes a great deal of money and that seems to piss people off but I don’t really think that’s it. I think it’s because people dislike that she is very openly selling sexual attraction and we prefer our women to be objectified and not profit off of it. I assume there is some shame in there. Giving her money for this when you feel it should be free. From where I am standing I don’t really care if someone makes money. I suppose there are arguments to be made about it being regressive but in the end she isn’t scamming anyone out of money, she seems to deliver exactly what she promises, which is a lot of pictures of her in nerd related stuff. The pictures are generally pretty high quality for what they are as well, so while it isn’t like every penny can be seen in those pixels she isn’t cheaping out on the product she delivers (Credit to @she-goes-to-eleven who pointed this out to me once. That Jessica Nigri is delivering a level of content that shows professionalism. It isn’t a thing I had thought about much prior. Of course Kat did because no matter what she says if you are reading this Jessica Nigri is her #1 celebrity crush). But hey, we know why there is hate right? Contempt is required or strangers on the internet might judge your boner, huh guys? Live your life how you want but if you are only doing something to seem cool to other people it’s important to note that that just makes you painfully insecure. And sadly, insecure people are never cool. They’re too insecure to pull it off. As for me, I just really like boobs and pretty costumes sometimes. Today is one of those times. So today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

Here is Hayley Atwell cause why on Earth wouldn’t I post Hayley Atwell? She was at some FYC event for her new mini series and that’s cool. Maybe it will rule? Maybe it won’t but it is a period piece and I’ll be honest, Hayley Atwell always does olden days looks well, so at least we have that. It doesn’t matter. She will be great. Because she is just so charismatic and engaging. So today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

So Robin Holzken has been doing a bunch of work for For Love and Lemons which hurts a little bit because I can’t think of a way to say that which doesn’t force me to type for for. But what are you going to do? The Company is called For Love and Lemons. I will manage to get by though because I think she looked really good and it turns out I am into really good looking women. It’s one of my things I guess. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.

Here is Taylor Swift because I am suddenly getting a ton of Taylor Swift in my life. This is a very indirect injection of Taylor Swift (though obviously somewhat direct given I follow her in places like, you know, tumblr). But I follow Charli XCX everywhere. Who is touring with Taylor Swift. And Charli’s social media, especially when the tour first started, is just full of videos and pictures of Taylor Swift doing stuff. On top of that, I have multiple friends with tickets full of excitement. @she-goes-to-eleven is going… really soon? Tomorrow? Friday? I don’t know, I frankly don’t keep obsessive enough track of my friend’s schedules. Anyway, the result is I keep seeing Taylor Swift performing and hearing about her and hey, she looks pretty good this tour. So here she is. I hope you mega fans all are getting to go see her. Get there for the opening act! Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here is Natalie Dormer because she looked cool as fuck at some AOL Build thing. It’s just jeans and a jacket but she looks cool. She always does though because she no doubt is cooler than anyone you know. Confidence is cool and cool people are confident and Natalie Dormer has the kind of confidence that makes it impossible not to be drawn to her. I still stand by my wish that she was the new Han Solo. Not sure how it would make sense lore wise but man, she would make a great Han Solo. Anyway, she is here because Natalie Dormer is cool as fuck and sexy and confident. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Here is Emmy Rossum today guys because she is very pretty. I know that’s a thing I say sometimes that seems sort of obvious and like it doesn’t explain a lot but she is. She is also one of those people who manages to often look effortlessly fantastic. She almost always wears something great, even in the boundless shots of her out walking somewhere in LA. Now, I am sure this is not actually effortless but there is a skill and grace in making it look so. It’s always impressive. So I am posting her because she is so pretty and so good at being pretty. Today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.