Tag: Actress

I know I have mentioned before this is how I assumed this blog would work when I started it.  Lots of random people you have not heard of and neither had I until that moment.  I watch a lot of movies.  Mainly because I am an insomniac but also because sometimes I am a hermit and don’t leave my house.  Whatever the reason I sometimes see someone and am like, “Whoa, hottie..” and then I am thankful for IMDB.  I want to know if I have seen them before.  Who they are.  What else they’ve done.  So on.  Tonight I watched Truth or Die, a British horror movie that is really kinda blah.  But in it were two girls who immediately sparked something in me.  And it was like, well duh, they’re British.  Obviously this blog has proven that is one of my many things.  Then they kissed.  And every time two girls softly kiss I think an Angel gets it’s wings.  Or at least it makes me wonder how anyone could be against something so beautiful.  Yeah, that’s me being a perv but… well, it’s a wonderful thing.  I am sure I have followers who agree it’s a wonderful thing.  Anyway, that’s why they’re here and today I want to fuck Jennie Jacques and Florence Hall.

Sometimes I don’t post until late in the day because I am just not feeling anyone that day.  It is rare but I end up waiting and waiting for inspiration and luckily someone always strikes but those days always feel like the least satisfying posts to me.  On the other hand some days I delay for the opposite problem.  I have been up hours today but am just now posting because I could not decide on who to post.  I have like a dozen girls bouncing through my head.  And well, I am not going to post 12 girls in one post.  That surpasses hedonism and fantasy and starts to become a logistical nightmare.  Just even trying to imagine it makes me tired.  So in that case I start looking at pictures.  It is totally hellish.  Looking at pictures of girls I find attractive.  I am sure you are all have a lot of sympathy for me.  I look until someone looks so good I just can’t not post them.  Debby Ryan won today.  Why?  She just looked very nice to me.  So she’s here.  Hooray for Debby Ryan, she beat a whole slew of hot people today.  In a competition that took place in my mind.  Whatever.   What I am saying is that today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

I love Friday the 13th.  Just love it.  I look forward to it every time it come sup on the calendar.  This happens 1 to 2 times a year if you don’t know.  It’s exciting.  I always watch a Friday the 13 movie.  Usually “in order”.  In that if I most recently watched Part 6 then it’s on to Part 7.  This means I get through the series every few years.  Because I cheat and sneak them in between.  So I started Freddy vs. Jason on a whim last week and had to stop and then here I am, starting it back over and it’s like oh yeah, I love Katharine Isabelle.  She is one of my top crushes for super obscure girls.  I do this, I have strange little tiers of girls and stuff.   And you might want to make some argument about her not being obscure if you’re reading this but come on, how many people do you know who aren’t big horror fans who know her?  So she’s probably the best thing in Freddy vs. Jason and I think she’s great even if it is nearly impossible to find pictures of her.  So today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.

Kelly Brook has just been knocking it out of the park this week.  Or maybe since she’s British she’s been doing something that frankly sounds far sillier but also kind of cooler and made up of nonsense words like, “really crackin’ the wicket luvvly jubbly arse over elbow” or whatever.  I don’t actually speak British and that was all likely nonsense.  She has looked good very often lately.  And I usually find her good looking because carrots are a mainstay of my diet and those are good for you eyes.  My two working eyes (not trying to brag but both work) therefore assure that I find Kelly Brook very attractive.  So hooray for eyesight and hooray for hot British models and Hooray for Kelly Brook.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

So yesterday it was pretty clear that I was supposed to post Scarlett Johansson.  I mean she looked amazing on the red carpet in Venice and everyone knows how much I like her and then of course in swept a crafty Brazilian Lesbian to distract me with a whole other Scarlett, as they are want to do (yes, I am for some reason trying to create a stereotype that Brazilian Lesbians are crafty little pixies who swoop in and show people attractive women to distract them.  Why?  I’m bored and it kind of makes me laugh).  It was even commented on that someone was surprised that I didn’t post Scarlett Johansson.  Well… problem solved or whatever.  Apparently she’s engaged.  I never know what the reaction to these things should be.  I know some people are excited for them, some seem upset.  I guess I get both, but I am not going to beat my fists against the Earth and scream to the heavens because I missed out on my chance.  That would be silly.  I mean, she might have an open relationship, right?  And excited… I guess I am glad for her but it changes very little about my life or my lust for her.  And I do lust for her because she’s pretty amazing.  So congrats to her I guess and congrats to fans of hot people for how she looked recently, you guys won big.  As for me, today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

As I said the only other time I posted her, I really don’t have much reason to care about Emma Watson given that I am not a Harry Potter fan and have seen almost nothing she’s in.  She’s pretty and all.  She seems to have her head together in a way that is praise worthy for an actress her age, especially one who has been acting so long.  But she’s not mine, she belongs to the people.  The people care about her way more.  I don’t even think about her.  So why is she here?  Man, I have NO idea.  Like none.  I just can’t stop thinking about Emma Watson today.  Is this what it’s like to be the rest of you?  The yous who used to send me messages requesting her.  Who regularly tell me she is your biggest celebrity crush?  I have no idea.  I just know she’s pretty and she ijust stuck in my mind.  Won’t budge loose.  So today I want to fuck Emma Watson.

Gillian Jacobs has shown up here before but never by herself.  That seems like an oversight but also appropriate because I feel like her comedic abilities are often overlooked.  Obviously I know her from Community and she is not the break out character or star or whatever.  No one talks about Britta as much as Troy and Abed or makes gifs of her boobs like Alison Brie.  But she is really funny, consistently so, and as a character who would frankly be unlikeable in a lot of other actresses hands.  So I guess that’s why I have overlooked her before, she tends to be overlooked.  She shouldn’t be, she is great and she is pretty and today I want to fuck Gillian Jacobs.

Scarlett Johansson is one of my favorites.  Like I am not good with favorites because they feel restraining.  If you ask me what my favorite ice cream is I could never answer, it feels too restraining, I can only tell you what ice cream I would want right at this moment.  Same with songs.  Or movies.  Or books.  Or… whatever pretty much anything.  But there are some constants and Scarlett Johansson has been one for over a decade now.  It’s obvious why, she’s gorgeous, she’s talented, she’s likable.  It’s not like I am all alone on this one.  But at the same time she hasn’t shown up here in a while.  And there was a large gap before that time and so on because… she doesn’t show up in my life that often.  I feel cheated by this.  I don’t know what the solution is.  Maybe she could get a weekly TV show?  I would be down with that.  I wonder if she’d be willing to do that just to indulge me.  I don’t think that’s how the world works but i’ll look into it. Anyway, today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

Like a month ago I claimed that Emily Ratajkowski was trying hard to get my attention by showing up all over the place. So I posted her.  Apparently this was mission accomplished because then she disappeared from my life.  And I kind of forgot her.  Until someone brought her up earlier this week, and hen I was like, oh yeah…  I am sure you guys are really interested in all  of this but really I don’t have a lot to say.  She’s pretty.  She has taken some very nice pictures that I like a lot.  I like her body.  It isn’t very deep, just today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So I started watching Teen Wolf because… it’s on Netflix and when I can’t sleep I need something?  A lot of people said I should?  I used to love MTV and expected it to be music videos and was stunned that MTV no longer has music videos?  Ok, that last one is ridiculous because when I was a small child and stuff like Remote Control was on my friend’s older sister used to complain that MTV didn’t show videos anymore.  Anyway I am watching it because it’s easy.  It is not a bad show but it’s also not a great show, it is just kind of there.  It is compelling enough that I don’t stop Netflix when it starts playing the next episode.  It is not compelling enough that I am going to tell you that you have to watch it.  But that show is why I know who Holland Roden is and why I wanted to post her.  Interestingly enough, she is one of those girls who looks so good on the show and finding pictures was a pain because I didn’t feel like any properly conveyed how good she looks.  It’s strange, some people are like that.  I don’t know if it’s the lighting, the shows hair and make up people, just the reality of someone in motion doing what they want to do rather than standing awkwardly on a red carpet.  What I am saying is I think she’s hot and I like the pictures I have chosen but I feel they don’t show how hot she is.  But I am rambling, either you know or you don’t if you’re reading this.  Today I want to fuck Holland Roden.