Tag: Actress

Usually after something like the VMAs I would post someone who was there and declare them the winner.  Unfortunately all I can think about is the whole Miley Cyrus thing because it dominated things and… well, I think for something to be sexy it requires a little subtlety.  If it feels desperate or obvious it just is not sexy. So, you know, no people from that.  Instead here’s Jessica Chastain for no reason other than I really like Jessica Chastain.  She certainly never seems desperate to me, she is just pretty and good at her job and that takes care of stuff.  So today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So other people get dreams.  I mean I get dreams, too, but mine often skew towards nightmares.  I have friends who get sex dreams about celebrities.  Or even just pleasant dreams.  I rarely do.  More often if a celebrity is in my dream it is a whole insecure, wasted opportunity moment because apparently my sub conscious’ greatest desire is to disappoint me.  Last night Kate Upton showed up in my dream, I ran into her at some music festival, she was pretty, she was nice, an I wandered off with my friends because I couldn’t think of what to say and I wanted to use a water slide.  Yeah, I don’t know.  The point is then the dream slipped into being about Rachel McAdams as she talked about how she used to work at McDonald’s and how she was very bad at it and eventually they made her a greeter.  I woke up and my thought was, “Did she really work at McDonald’s?"  A quick Google says yes.  It is amazing the things I know somewhere in my head about celebrities, I think I absorb it through osmosis.  Because if you asked me what i knew I would mention Mean Girls and the Notebook and that I think she is pleasant and funny when I have seen her but most of the movies she makes are movies I don’t watch.  Except apparently i knew she worked at McDonalds.  Which is sort of why she’s here, because I had a dream that was honestly not at all exciting. So the dream became Googling which brought up pictures and she’s pretty and… today I want to fuck Rachel McAdams. 

I can’t say I ever thought I would be posting AnnaSophia Robb.  Mainly because in my mind she was the cute little girl in Bridge to Terabithia, not like and adult sexual being.  And… actually, can we take a break a second?  If you didn’t read Bridge to Terabithia as a kid it is worth reading, it is a genuine and lovely book for kids that is in a mold that they made in the 70’s but they don’t today.  I mean, I don’t want to knock the hunger games or whatever stuff is out there now but… it was awesome.  If you ddi read it watch the movie, it’s quite faithful and yes, you’ll cry.  Anyway, that is why I know AnnaSophia Robb but of course now she is on a CW show which means she is shown in a totally different light and there are a lot of pictures of her and I noticed one recently and part of her looked good and I am being vague because for some reason I don’t really want to say it’s her butt but ok it’s her butt, her butt is what looked good and this is a long sentence now so let’s end it.  So it was her butt.  I included a picture from said set.  I don’t consider myself a butt person but I appreciate them sometimes.  And… well, she’s cute so today I want to fuck AnnaSophia Robb.

Holy crap, it has been like forever since Amber Heard has been here.  She showed up at Thanksgiving but otherwise it has been almost a friggin year, which is crazy because I really love Amber Heard!  For the first six months of this blog she was one of the most common selections!  But it just isn’t my fault, she hasn’t been in anything.  I mean I dig her but no movies, no TV and that seems to have lead to no magazines, not photo shoots… All I have seen are pictures of her shopping or getting in her car and sometimes those are ok but overall I don’t tend to dig that kind of thing.  She has a really awesome car but… they just aren’t for me, they feel intrusive and people usually don’t look their best.  So she just hasn’t popped up as much, which is a crime because she is so, so hot.  I mean, seriously, look at her!  Anyway, there isn’t much more for me to say except that I hope she hasn’t felt left out.  Because she loves guns.  And she drives fast cars.  I don’t want her coming after me, I can’t get away!  Ok, well… maybe I want her coming after me, that’s kind of hot.  I’m torn.  Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

Billie Piper is kind of odd because I am not really always sure if I am attracted to her.  It is a strange way to start an entry I know.  When she was on Doctor Who there were times she looked pretty but if you had asked me usually I would have said she didn’t do it for me.  And I think I’d still say that. Looking for pictures just now I started to get bored and almost closed this.  Except I am watching Secret Diary of a Call Girl so I didn’t.  Because it occurred to me that I really like Billie Piper.  I mean, I’m not watching a sex scene or something, she’s in sweats and talking at the camera.  This isn’t about her dressing provocatively, it’s just like when she was Rose, I may not have had lascivious thoughts about her but I felt real affection for her.  And I am not saying she isn’t pretty.  I’m not stupid, I get that everything is in the right place and she passes the blonde and British test.  Just… sometimes people don’t do it for you.  Except when they do.  I almost think it’s better or… I don’t know, more special when I realize my attraction to someone is less physical and more emotional.  I mean, it’s all bullshit, I know but I am ok with realizing my attraction to Billie Piper is because she is pleasant and charming and just really likeable.  I guess what I am saying is it’s not because sometimes she shows up topless, it’s because I like her that today I want to fuck Billie Piper.

Joséphine de La Baume is French.  She has red hair.  She is apparently an actress, a singer, and a model.  I know nothing else about her and that’s awesome.  I love when someone new appears here and I get to kind of find out what I can about them.  I watched a movie called Kiss of the Damned which was very odd but very good as well.  She is the lead in it, I thought she did an excellent job.  She is also gorgeous.  So… here she is.  See the movie because it’s always nice to see a Vampire movie that is actually good.  Then look at her pictures because she’s gorgeous and she’s French and that’s exotic.  Then you know… go do whatever you want, it’s your life.  I know what I want to do, today I want to fuck Joséphine de La Baume.

So here Anna Kendrick is pretty much here because of her boobs.  This time I mean.  In this instance.  She has lots of wonderful qualities and there are lots of reasons to like her.  There are lots of reasons I like her.  But that picture from GQ showed up this week and well… her boobs.  They’re right there.  They look very nice.  They keep popping up in my thoughts and so today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

When Corey Monteith died I was about ¼ of a way through writing my entry for the day.  It was like 1 AM or something like that here when the news popped up.  I was getting ready to post Lea Michele and had actually started with the words, “When Glee died for me so did my mild obsession with Lea Michele."  It suddenly felt like… the wrong time.  Anyway, whatever compulsion I have inside me to do this disappeared in the moment and I scrapped it and walked away.  I can’t claim I was personally crushed or anything but i knew a lot of people would be and it just suddenly didn’t feel right.  The truth is, and sometimes we lose sight of it, that life is full of a lot of little tragedies that we start to ignore simply because they are common.  This death brought out a lot of outpouring of grief but I am sure it also brought out a lot of callous who cares.  The real truth is it is always a horrible waste and something that is hard to get over.  Part of me really feels for Lea Michele because losing someone you love is hard, doing so publicly can’t be any better.  But it’s not what i am here to talk about, just the inevitable place this entry had to go I suppose.  Really we’re here because Lea Michele is very attractive.  I used to be mega attracted to her, it was before I ran this blog, but man I was really into her.  A lot of it is her voice, I like talent and she can sing really well. Plus I mean she is pretty and she has a great body and often she has wonderful hair and… I like her.  And today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

I think I find Katie Cassidy more attractive than most people do.  I am not claiming some sort of uniqueness in finding her attractive, I am pretty sure a major qualification of being on a CW show is, “are you prettier than a person has any right to be”.  It seems to be how they cast.  That said when it comes to like… more obscure… I don’t know what the word is, celebrities I never hear anyone talk about?  Whatever, her level of celebrity she is one of my favorites.  When she shows up in something I watch I always go on about how hot she is and most people just kind of shrug and agree but you can tell they aren’t as wowed as I am.  Look, it probably doesn’t help that one of her dad’s song starts playing in my head, too, how many girls get a sound track to their life?  (Well, in my case I often hear the La’s “There She Goes” for another certain blonde).  Anyway, I don’t know why she rarely shows up except she’s that level of celebrity.  I mean she has a show now but her face isn’t exactly plastered everywhere, so I just don’t see her that often.  But I really like her and today I want to fuck Katie Cassidy.

If there is one thing Nina Dobrev excels  at, and I don’t want to limit her to one thing but this one thing is for certain, it’s that she knows how to dress.  Now, I know, I know, you’re saying, “Hold on, I get dressed without incident every morning”.  That’s great but it’s not what I mean.  Something about her innate sense of style grabs me.  Or maybe other people dress her.  Who knows.  Whoever is actually responsible does a hell of a job.  Even the dresses she wears that I think are her worst are still at least kind of ok, she stands out next to others.  And sometimes she just looks amazing. It doesn’t hurt that she is gorgeous.  I have a feeling that being devastatingly beautiful probably helps pull an outfit together.  I don’t have science to back this up but in my opinion really good looking people tend to look better in the same outfit than not as good looking people.  Anyway, the Teen Choice awards were this weekend and I haven’t seen everyone’s outfit yet but I am close to calling Nina Dobrev the winner because she was the person who when I saw her I had to sit up and take an extra hard look.  Because she’s hot.  Also cleavage.  But I’m ok with that, that goes back to knowing what she’s doing, it was a cleavage sort of day.  Well done, Nina.  I am a fan.  Of the cleavage, the outfits, of Nina.  Today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.