Scarlett Johansson is one of my favorites.  Like I am not good with favorites because they feel restraining.  If you ask me what my favorite ice cream is I could never answer, it feels too restraining, I can only tell you what ice cream I would want right at this moment.  Same with songs.  Or movies.  Or books.  Or… whatever pretty much anything.  But there are some constants and Scarlett Johansson has been one for over a decade now.  It’s obvious why, she’s gorgeous, she’s talented, she’s likable.  It’s not like I am all alone on this one.  But at the same time she hasn’t shown up here in a while.  And there was a large gap before that time and so on because… she doesn’t show up in my life that often.  I feel cheated by this.  I don’t know what the solution is.  Maybe she could get a weekly TV show?  I would be down with that.  I wonder if she’d be willing to do that just to indulge me.  I don’t think that’s how the world works but i’ll look into it. Anyway, today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.