Last time I posted Alex Morgan it was because of the 4th of July and I claimed patriotism or some such bullshit.  This time I have to admit it’s just because she’s so gorgeous.  Like, she is so pretty and I am so amazed at how pretty she can be running up and down a pitch at full speed.  Seriously, I look like crap after taking the stairs some day, she is moving like a gazelle down the field and her hair still looks great in that ponytail.  It’s awesome.  I mean, she’s obviously in amazing shape as well but look at that face, she’s lovely.  And now she’s in a tire commercial because, well, duh, who else would you put in a tire commercial?  And so that was just on TV and that’s kismet or a sign or something and so today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.