Tag: Actress

Here is Madelaine Petsch because the MTV Movie Awards were last night and she was there and clearly I find her attractive. I guess if we want to make it thematic today she also had a video where she surprised her dad for his birthday this week, which is sweet but it maybe feels strange to tie this blog into father’s day. I dunno, I like wishing you guys Happy Halloween and Merry Christmas but you’re not my dad. You can’t tell me what to do! Anyway, the video is here if you want it. She looked good, I like sparkly pink. I dunno if her outfit was the best one of the night but I like her so I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

Madelaine Petsch has been at a bunch of stuff this week and I really like her on account of her being attractive. But not everything she wore worked for me. A lot of it didn’t. But she also had a dress with a cape on it and I have to give some props for a cape. I realize a cape isn’t a thing that maybe everyone loves but I think if you are going to cape it up you should embrace it. A cape might not be practical but it’s a bold fashion choice. Which is why I wish she had gone bigger with the cape because once you have a cape everyone in the room should always be looking at your cape. Still, it got her here so it must have worked. Note, this works on the assumption that somehow it would be anyone’s goal to be posted here. I am rambling. She’s very pretty. Today I want to fuck Madelaine Petsch.

Here is Ariana Grande because she is in British Vogue and it was a whole new thing for her. Hair down, very little make up. She looked great. I am not surprised because I remember once upon a time when her hair was often down before she became the girl with the ponytail but her hair was bright red then and it feels like a lifetime ago and to be honest she just looks better over all these days. She has matured into her looks and frankly is a better looking person now. And I thought she was attractive then. Some of the Vogue stuff is pretty heavy and I have thoughts but they aren’t really for here. I feel for her though. She looks amazing though and so I am posting her. Besides, I was basically told I had to post her and I guess I always do what I am told? Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Anytime I post anyone it’s about a lot of things. Everything in life has text and subtext and I hope you understand that. What is being said is not the same as what you are being told in life. It’s important to keep this in mind, not so you are a distrustful cynic but so you are away that there are layers. When a girl tells you she isn’t ready for a relationship she means wtih you. Sure it hurts but it’s time to move on or it’s just going to hurt more. Or when a politician tells a story about a constituent you know they made this person up and they are just trying to promote their position through pathos instead of logos. Or when a celebrity is eating Nachos at a music festival in an air conditioned tent they’re actually selling you wet wipes. There is nothing wrong with selling someone wet wipes. People needs wet wipes and if you were a person who needed wet wipes and did not know they existed you’d be quite happy to find out. Someone pointed out to me that this is some of the most blatant product placement they have ever seen, these pictures I linked of Alexandra Daddario using wet wipes at the Governors Ball. I tend to agree, in part because it is so separated from reality. My first reaction was why are there three boxes open. That’s just wasteful. They’re wet wipes. They’re going to dry out at which point they are beyond useless. A dry wet wipe is a crunchy piece of garbage that is worthless. You’re just throwing wet wipes around willy nilly. Second was, who holds a wet wipe while eating nachos? No one, that’s stupid. Not only will it dry out, what if you want to use that hand? Sometimes you need both hands to eat. They’re nachos, something could slip off, you need a hand to catch it. Everyone knows you eat and then grab the wet wipe to clean your fingers after, not hold a wet wipe the entire time like some sort of lunatic. Third, don’t use wet wipes to clean sweat off your neck. First they’re wet, that’s not effective. Second, the alcohol is going to dry out you skin. But this is the separate reality celebrities live in, throwing wet wipes around willy nilly and sitting in air conditioned tents at music festivals. I have been to a lot of music festivals over the years, including things like Woodstock (the worst one). There were no wet wipes, a lot of mud or dust or both somehow. So I guess for a blog that focuses on celebrities it feels important to realize a lot of the glamour they sell us is a lie. Sure, we all dream about boxes and boxes of wet wipes open but that’s not reality. You are almost always being sold something and if you can confirm you aren’t being sold something it’s most likely you’re the product then. Also, Alexandra Daddario is really pretty. That seems important to squeeze in here. Did I forget that earlier? I went off on this whole wet wipe thing. Look, my main point is Alexandra Daddario is gorgeous. That was the point I was really getting to. Today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

Here is Alexandra Daddario cause she was on a thing. What thing? Not entirely sure. Looks like a local morning show in New York. I did not see the thing, just the pictures of her at the thing. I’d imagine she’s promoting a thing. Not the thing she was on, she went on the thing to promote a different thing is what I am assume. I don’t know what the different thing is but she works a lot so I am sure there is something. She actually has come up a lot this week but it is not thing or different thing related because it is like… I heard someone promoting a show from last fall and she was in it. So that’s a whole third thing that must be unrelated because what I was listening to was from October. And then I know she popped into my head for no reason earlier this week, which I assume has nothing to do with any sort of promotion unless Alexandra Daddario has the ability to implant thoughts into my head. I don’t think she does and if I am being honest she of course could have implanted the thought in my head that I don’t think she has the power to do that but if she can do all that there is frankly nothing I can do about it so it’s just not worth worrying about. It’s like my grandma always said, fix the things you can and accept the things you can’t because of celebrity mind control experiences. Anyway, she is good looking and I am 90% sure that is my own thought. In large part because while I guess if she has these powers she could make me find her attractive who the fuck am I? Aren’t there bigger fish to fry? It seems unlikely. And again, what am I going to do about it? Today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

Here is Ariana Grande because Ariana Grande showed up in Fader and that’s good enough for me. I used to post her a lot more often and it largely has nothing to do with her that she shows up less often, for some reason in the past two years or so she has gone from showing up in pictures constantly to almost never at all. I don’t know what causes this shift. SOme of it might be her choice but it just seems odd how that happens. Sometimes fame is just confusing to me, she still feels like a major star to me but doesn’t get the major star attention on gossip blogs and so on. Why is that? I have no clue. I don’t even have one of my bullshit theories to bandy about. It’s a loss for all of us though. ANyway, I am eager for the chance to post her and today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

So the Americans is nearing it’s end. It’s very close and I just started the final season. I held off because I kind of didn’t want it to end but also because the show can be so tense that sometimes I almost need to prepare myself. I fear things will not end well for everyone. The show can be bleak but I am thankful for it. It is marvelous and I am still astounded by the job everyone does on it. Which is why I am posting Keri Russell. She is gorgeous of course but her performance in the show has always been such a revelation. It makes me wonder how many truly amazing actors are hiding on our TV screens and just not given enough to do that we ever realize the depths of their talent. This isn’t a slight against her previous work, I liked things like the Waitress and all, but when Felicity was this pop culture phenomena it was never because people were astounded by the acting. At least, I don’t remember that coming up. I guess I could be wrong because boy it’s been forever. The thing is though this show gives her something to work with and the story she can tell with just her face is profound. It’s really the great strength of television that it can give an actor the time to take a character and explore them in a way no other media can. The complexity and depth of the leads of this show are profound and so much of what we know about her character is never told to us. We can just see it in her face, in her actions, in how she responds. I am going to miss but I am also going to savor these last 10 episodes. Today I want to fuck Keri Russell.

So Deepika Padukone was at some GQ Best Dressed thing this weekend and I am having strange feelings about what she wore. I kind of think her top is not great but at the same time I keep going back to how she looks there and I find it compelling. So maybe I really like her top? Or maybe I am an idiot monkey and I literally like one thing about what she wore and it is enough to make me obsessive in this case. The options are really endless. Either way, she is a very attractive woman and while I might be undecided on the top I do think she looks really good. So today I want to fuck Deepika Padukone.

Here is Hayley Atwell cause why on Earth wouldn’t I post Hayley Atwell? She was at some FYC event for her new mini series and that’s cool. Maybe it will rule? Maybe it won’t but it is a period piece and I’ll be honest, Hayley Atwell always does olden days looks well, so at least we have that. It doesn’t matter. She will be great. Because she is just so charismatic and engaging. So today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Here is Natalie Dormer because she looked cool as fuck at some AOL Build thing. It’s just jeans and a jacket but she looks cool. She always does though because she no doubt is cooler than anyone you know. Confidence is cool and cool people are confident and Natalie Dormer has the kind of confidence that makes it impossible not to be drawn to her. I still stand by my wish that she was the new Han Solo. Not sure how it would make sense lore wise but man, she would make a great Han Solo. Anyway, she is here because Natalie Dormer is cool as fuck and sexy and confident. Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.